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Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your headThat's bad talking
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Swiss Army Man

Well, you can't just say everything that comes into your head. That's bad talking

Hank:
Well, you can't just say everything that comes into your head. That's bad talking

Full Transcript

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Well you can't just say
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everything that comes into your head
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That's bad talking
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
236
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:01
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Paul Dano
Hank
Paul Dano
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost! - Swiss Army Man 00:10
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost!
What do I do now, Hank? - Swiss Army Man 00:30
What do I do now, Hank?
Boobs vaginas and butts - Swiss Army Man 00:05
Boobs vaginas and butts
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special
What is Netflix - Swiss Army Man 00:05
What is Netflix
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...
Holy shit. - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Holy shit.
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. - Swiss Army Man 00:17
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to them - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to...
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man 00:21
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom
Manny, hey. - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Manny, hey.
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We better be careful. Ohh! Careful. - Swiss Army Man 00:19
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We...
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man 00:17
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone. Phone is beautiful. No, no, no, no, no. That's - Swiss Army Man 00:55
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone....
I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said
Now can I see her? - Swiss Army Man 00:10
Now can I see her?
Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could remember? - Swiss Army Man 00:46
Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could...