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You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're specialI'm specialYeah And that's why I need youto help me get home
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Swiss Army Man

Yeah, and that's why I need you to help me get home

Hank:
You're like the multipurpose tool guy. You're special.Manny:I'm special.Hank:Yeah, and that's why I need you to help me get home

Full Transcript

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You're like the multipurpose tool guy
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You're special
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I'm special
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Yeah And that's why I need you
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to help me get home
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
288
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:00
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Paul Dano
Hank
Paul Dano
Daniel Radcliffe
Manny
Daniel Radcliffe
Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living people on the planetjust running around and blinkingand breathing and eating and you used to be one of themYou were probably just looking for happiness That's what everyone doesThis is what you look like - Swiss Army Man 00:33
Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living...
You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away 'cause nobody loves youlaughs That's not trueYou're broken and empty and dirtyand smelly and useless and oldYou're like trash right - Swiss Army Man 00:18
You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away...
Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your headThat's bad talking - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your...
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost! - Swiss Army Man 00:10
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost!
What do I do now, Hank? - Swiss Army Man 00:30
What do I do now, Hank?
Boobs vaginas and butts - Swiss Army Man 00:05
Boobs vaginas and butts
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special
What is Netflix - Swiss Army Man 00:05
What is Netflix
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...
Holy shit. - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Holy shit.
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. - Swiss Army Man 00:17
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to them - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to...
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man 00:21
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom
Manny, hey. - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Manny, hey.
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We better be careful. Ohh! Careful. - Swiss Army Man 00:19
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We...
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man 00:17
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone. Phone is beautiful. No, no, no, no, no. That's - Swiss Army Man 00:55
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone....