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You're You're a miracle oror I'm just hallucinating from starvation
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Swiss Army Man

You're a miracle or... or I'm just hallucinating from starvation

Hank:
You're a miracle or... or I'm just hallucinating from starvation

Full Transcript

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You're You're a miracle or
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or I'm just hallucinating from starvation
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
202
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:47
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Paul Dano
Hank
Paul Dano
This is from home. - Swiss Army Man 00:23
This is from home.
Anything? - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Anything?
Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know shit - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know...
What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What is life - Swiss Army Man 00:10
What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What...
Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't wantand squeezes it out of your butt - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't...
You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're specialI'm specialYeah And that's why I need youto help me get home - Swiss Army Man 00:12
You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're...
Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living people on the planetjust running around and blinkingand breathing and eating and you used to be one of themYou were probably just looking for happiness That's what everyone doesThis is what you look like - Swiss Army Man 00:33
Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living...
You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away 'cause nobody loves youlaughs That's not trueYou're broken and empty and dirtyand smelly and useless and oldYou're like trash right - Swiss Army Man 00:18
You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away...
Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your headThat's bad talking - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your...
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost! - Swiss Army Man 00:10
Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost!
What do I do now, Hank? - Swiss Army Man 00:30
What do I do now, Hank?
Boobs vaginas and butts - Swiss Army Man 00:05
Boobs vaginas and butts
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special
What is Netflix - Swiss Army Man 00:05
What is Netflix
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...
Holy shit. - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Holy shit.
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. - Swiss Army Man 00:17
Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to them - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to...
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man 00:08
Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man 00:21
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...