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Swordfish

You're funny. How much do you weigh? - How much do I weigh?- Yeah

You're funny. How much do you weigh? - How much do I weigh?- Yeah

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You're funny
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How much do you weigh
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How much do I weigh Yeah
Available in 21 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:16
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Silver Pictures,Jonathan Krane Group,NPV Entertainment,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

A covert counter-terrorist unit called Black Cell led by Gabriel Shear wants the money to help finance their war against international terrorism, but it's all locked away. Gabriel brings in convicted hacker Stanley Jobson to help him
We'll call you, if we need you. - Swordfish 00:09
We'll call you, if we need you.
Until a year ago, I was head of the largest cyber-criminal task force in the world. - Swordfish 00:17
Until a year ago, I was head of the largest cyber-criminal...
Do you know how difficult it is to work a keyboard with one fucking hand? - Swordfish 00:46
Do you know how difficult it is to work a keyboard with one...
He exists in a world beyond your world'What we only fantasise he does'He lives a life where nothing is beyond him'But you know what It's all a facade'For all his charm and charisma his wealth his expensive toys'he is a driven unflinching calculating - Swordfish 00:55
He exists in a world beyond your world'What we only...
'What we only fantasise, he does. - Swordfish 00:09
'What we only fantasise, he does.
'But you know what? - Swordfish 00:48
'But you know what?
So how do I find himYou don't find him he finds you - Swordfish 00:07
So how do I find himYou don't find him he finds you
You know, that's a really nice story, but you haven't told me shit, have you? - Swordfish 00:16
You know, that's a really nice story, but you...
I can only tell you what I've done for him so far. - Swordfish 00:08
I can only tell you what I've done for him so far.
Thank you, you've just let my client go free. - Swordfish 00:13
Thank you, you've just let my client go free.
Yes, I got a call from AD Joy. - Swordfish 00:08
Yes, I got a call from AD Joy.
- Joy. - Yeah. - Swordfish 00:06
- Joy. - Yeah.
You really should've let me buy you a suit, Stanley. - Swordfish 00:11
You really should've let me buy you a suit, Stanley.
- Miss me? - Swordfish 00:44
- Miss me?
Big Stan Nice suit ThanksNow they say it's the clothes that make the manYou buy it Hope not Drink - Swordfish 00:12
Big Stan Nice suit ThanksNow they say it's the clothes...
Take a look at this. - Swordfish 00:14
Take a look at this.
Okay, this is bullshit. - Swordfish 00:30
Okay, this is bullshit.
Now, I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this in 60 minutes. - Swordfish 00:31
Now, I have been told that the best crackers in the world...
Oh. Oh. Oh... Oh, she's good, isn't she? Jesus Christ. - Swordfish 00:12
Oh. Oh. Oh... Oh, she's good, isn't she? Jesus...
- More time, more time! - Swordfish 00:10
- More time, more time!