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You know what? If it wasn't for me,you guys would be day drunk, playing mini-golf with...

Tag • 2018
You know what? If it wasn't for me,
you guys would be day drunk, playing mini-golf with 12-year-olds

Full Transcript

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You know what? If it wasn't for me, you guys would be day drunk,
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playing mini-golf with 12-year-olds.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:43
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, action
Production
New Line Cinema,Broken Road Productions,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

For one month every year, five highly competitive friends hit the ground running in a no-holds-barred game of tag they’ve been playing since the first grade. This year, the game coincides with the wedding of their only undefeated player, which should finally make him an easy target. But he knows they’re coming...and he’s ready.
I know you think she's not cheating on me. - Tag 01:00
I know you think she's not cheating on me.
But what about the possibility - Tag 00:11
But what about the possibility
If you don't focus on the other dicks, - Tag 00:05
If you don't focus on the other dicks,
What about mentally going into each of those holesand unplugging every one of those dicks Pulling out pulling out pulling outAnd then you have a clear mind Dickless - Tag 00:15
What about mentally going into each of those holesand...
Well, I'm paranoid that my original paranoia - Tag 00:05
Well, I'm paranoid that my original paranoia
We thought it'd be really funny to hide in there, - Tag 00:05
We thought it'd be really funny to hide in there,
You guys aren't taking my mental health seriously - Tag 00:04
You guys aren't taking my mental health seriously
Look at those little assholes. - Tag 00:09
Look at those little assholes.
Ah! It still smells the same. Uh... Here we go. - Tag 00:10
Ah! It still smells the same. Uh... Here we go.
Ah! It still smells the same. - Tag 00:16
Ah! It still smells the same.
It means we're going to war, Sable. Now, just to be clear, - Tag 00:10
It means we're going to war, Sable. Now, just to be cle...
Okay. There's gonna be plenty of time to get him before the ceremony. - Tag 00:04
Okay. There's gonna be plenty of time to get him before...
There's a luncheon, photo shoot. Just don't worry. We're gonna get him. - Tag 00:05
There's a luncheon, photo shoot. Just don't worry....
Yeah, I've been, uh, you know, experimenting with pot recently. - Tag 00:06
Yeah, I've been, uh, you know, experimenting with pot r...
I've wanted to get high with you my entire life, Hogan. - Tag 00:05
I've wanted to get high with you my entire life, Hogan.
Hoagie's mom. - Tag 00:09
Hoagie's mom.
I've got pizza rolls for my pizza roll boys. - Tag 00:04
I've got pizza rolls for my pizza roll boys.
It's my pot. I'm really sorry. I was smoking pot. It's an old habit. - Tag 00:04
It's my pot. I'm really sorry. I was smoking pot. ...
Mom, stop flirting with Chilli. - Tag 00:05
Mom, stop flirting with Chilli.
But I'm thrilled for Jerry. Susan is such a nice girl. - Tag 00:04
But I'm thrilled for Jerry. Susan is such a nice girl.