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Tahara

But if I did, which I wouldn't, I'd do what Samantha did

Tahara • 2022
But if I did, which I wouldn't, I'd do what Samantha did

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But if I did, which I wouldn't,
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I'd do what Samantha did.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:39
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A queer, coming-of-age drama set in Rochester, NY about an anxious teen girl who is manipulated into a romantic encounter with her best friend during the funeral service of their former Hebrew school classmate.
I guess you could hang yourself, - Tahara 00:06
I guess you could hang yourself,
Slitting your wrists in the bathtub could be cool - Tahara 00:07
Slitting your wrists in the bathtub could be cool
Rachel Feinstein says he's, like, really good, - Tahara 00:06
Rachel Feinstein says he's, like, really good,
Wait, didn't Tristan and Samantha - Tahara 00:06
Wait, didn't Tristan and Samantha
I remember seeing them kiss during the slow dance. - Tahara 00:05
I remember seeing them kiss during the slow dance.
I wonder if I'm a good kisser. - Tahara 00:05
I wonder if I'm a good kisser.
I thought you were "so experienced". - Tahara 00:06
I thought you were "so experienced".
Well, I never, like, dated anybody. - Tahara 00:06
Well, I never, like, dated anybody.
So, I haven't exactly had any returning customers. - Tahara 00:06
So, I haven't exactly had any returning customers.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Stop! - Tahara 00:06
What? Why are you looking at me like that? Stop!
Please, I need to know if I'm, like, - Tahara 00:05
Please, I need to know if I'm, like,
Okay, I can tell you right now, you're probably not - Tahara 00:06
Okay, I can tell you right now, you're probably not
Just pretend I'm like Zack Horowitz or something. - Tahara 00:06
Just pretend I'm like Zack Horowitz or something.
Okay, fine, pretend I'm someone else. - Tahara 00:05
Okay, fine, pretend I'm someone else.
- Pretend I'm Mr. Danielson. - Stop. - Tahara 00:06
- Pretend I'm Mr. Danielson. - Stop.
I know you think he's so hot when he pours those beakers. - Tahara 00:06
I know you think he's so hot when he pours those beaker...
"Oh, Mr. D, will you come over here - Tahara 00:06
"Oh, Mr. D, will you come over here
I know that's a safety hazard." - Tahara 00:06
I know that's a safety hazard."
Okay, there's no way you determined anything from that. - Tahara 00:05
Okay, there's no way you determined anything from that.
All right, well, I guess I'll never know - Tahara 00:06
All right, well, I guess I'll never know