Cuuut! cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that hack-ting? Well......
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Crypt Keeper:
[Disfigured corpse is about to murder woman in bath]
Cuuut! cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that hack-ting?
Slasher:
[Disfigured corpse turns out to be an actor, and it becomes apparent that scenery is really just a movie set]
Well... Yes, as a matter of fact I do call it ACTING.
Crypt Keeper:
Well let me tell you something pal, you're no Gory Cooper, you aren't even a Robert Deadford. Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you, and I won't say what 'bits' I'm talking about.
[stressed sigh]
Crypt Keeper:
okay everyone, reset!
Slasher:
Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?
Transcript
Cut!
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
What the hell are you doing?
You call that "hack-ting"?
Well, yes, I do call it acting.
Well, let me tell you something, pal.
You're no "Gorey" Cooper.
You ain't even a Robert "Deadford".
Another take like that
and it'll be back to bit parts for you.
And I won't say
what bits I'm talking about.
Huh! All right, everybody. Reset!
- Reset, guys. Back to one.
- Director...
Where the hell
did they dig this guy up?
I give and I give and I... Oh!
Hello, kiddies.
So glad you could join me.
Your old pal the Crypt Keeper
has gone Hollywood in a big way.
Care to see what I've been working on?
So if you're ready, creeps,
fasten your drool cups...
and hold on to your vomit bags.
We're going to the movies.
Frights! Camera! Action!
I call this one...
Clip duration: 74 seconds
Views: 279
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 20 January, 2021
Genres: action, fantasy, horror
Summary: A man on the run is hunted by a demon known as the Collector.
Comments
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