Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?
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Crypt Keeper:
[Disfigured corpse is about to murder woman in bath]
Cuuut! cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that hack-ting? Slasher:
[Disfigured corpse turns out to be an actor, and it becomes apparent that scenery is really just a movie set]
Well... Yes, as a matter of fact I do call it ACTING. Crypt Keeper:
Well let me tell you something pal, you're no Gory Cooper, you aren't even a Robert Deadford. Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you, and I won't say what 'bits' I'm talking about. [stressed sigh] Crypt Keeper:
okay everyone, reset! Slasher:
Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?
[Disfigured corpse is about to murder woman in bath]
Cuuut! cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that hack-ting? Slasher:
[Disfigured corpse turns out to be an actor, and it becomes apparent that scenery is really just a movie set]
Well... Yes, as a matter of fact I do call it ACTING. Crypt Keeper:
Well let me tell you something pal, you're no Gory Cooper, you aren't even a Robert Deadford. Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you, and I won't say what 'bits' I'm talking about. [stressed sigh] Crypt Keeper:
okay everyone, reset! Slasher:
Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?
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Movie Summary
A man on the run is hunted by a demon known as the Collector.
Actors
Crypt Keeper
