Then I pick up these two fags. You know, they're going downtown. They're wearin' these...

Wizard: Then I pick up these two fags. You know, they're going downtown. They're wearin' these rhinestone T-shirts. They start arguing. They start yelling. The other says, "You bitch!" - starts beating him on the head. I say, "Look, l don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, behind closed doors. This is an American free country. We've got a pursuit of happiness thing. You're consenting. You're adult. *But* in, you know, when you're in my fucking cab, don't go busting heads. You know what I mean? God loves you. Do what you want. Doughboy: Tell them to go to California. 'Cause out in California, when two fags split up, one's gotta pay the other alimony. Wizard: Not bad. They're way ahead out there. You know what I mean? California.