Then I pick up these two fags. They're going downtown. They're wearing rhinestone...

Cabbie in Bellmore: Then I pick up these two fags. They're going downtown. They're wearing rhinestone T-shirts. They start arguing, yelling. The other says, "You bitch!" Starts beating him on the head. I say, "l don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home. This is an American free country. We've got a pursuit of happiness thing. You're consenting. You're adult. But in my fucking cab, don't go busting heads. You know? God loves you. Do what you want." Tell them to go to California. In California, when two fags split up, one's gotta pay the other alimony. Not bad. They're way ahead out there. You know what I mean? California. I tell them to get out of the fucking cab.

Then I pick up these two fags. They're going downtown. They're wearing rhinestone T-shirts. They start arguing and yelling. The other one says, "You bitch," and starts beating him. I say, "I don't care what you do in the privacy... of your own home, behind closed doors. This is an American free country. We got a pursuit of happiness thing. You're consenting, you're adult. But, you know, in my fucking cab, don't go busting heads. - God loves you, do what you want." - Tell them to go to California. In California, when two fags split up, one's gotta pay the other one alimony. Not bad. They're way ahead out there, you know? California. So I tell them to get out of the cab. One time, I saw a cop chase this guy with one leg. - He was on crutches, you know. - The cop? No, the dude he was chasing. Fucking cops, they chase anything. - Hey, Travis. - Hey, you got that 5 you owe me? My man is loaded. Loaded. I'd be broke if I hadn't caught me some people from Ohio out at Kennedy. I took them into Manhattan by way of Long Beach, tipped me $5. What's the action around? It's pretty slow. I'm shoving on. Hey, Wiz, wait. - Can I talk to you for a second? - Bye, Killer. Thank you. Night. - You put it down. - You can have them all you want! Hey, don't be hitting my man! You better take your ass out, boy! Yeah? I know you and I ain't talked too much, you know.