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"That was not... and I was there, and I know
what happened, and it was right there." "No one can tell me what didn't happen,
and I know about everything." Your boyfriend buckles up, like, "I don't know, babe.
Your parents are awesome." And you're like, "Ugh." "No, they are not." "I don't know
who those lizard people were, but they are not the ones who broke me." The next time you see your parents, they're all smug, like,
"Jason seemed to like us." You're like, "I know what you're doing." "Maybe your therapist wants to meet us.
Get our side of the story." "I cannot wait till you're in the ground." "All right, well,
we'd like to be cremated." "I will scatter your ashes
where God can't find them!"
what happened, and it was right there." "No one can tell me what didn't happen,
and I know about everything." Your boyfriend buckles up, like, "I don't know, babe.
Your parents are awesome." And you're like, "Ugh." "No, they are not." "I don't know
who those lizard people were, but they are not the ones who broke me." The next time you see your parents, they're all smug, like,
"Jason seemed to like us." You're like, "I know what you're doing." "Maybe your therapist wants to meet us.
Get our side of the story." "I cannot wait till you're in the ground." "All right, well,
we'd like to be cremated." "I will scatter your ashes
where God can't find them!"
Full Transcript
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"That was not... and I was there, and I know
what happened, and it was right there."
00:00:05.462 --> 00:00:08.966
"No one can tell me what didn't happen,
and I know about everything."
00:00:10.759 --> 00:00:12.177
Your boyfriend buckles up, like,
00:00:12.261 --> 00:00:14.068
"I don't know, babe.
Your parents are awesome."
00:00:14.763 --> 00:00:18.999
And you're like, "Ugh."
00:00:18.517 --> 00:00:20.811
"No, they are not."
00:00:20.894 --> 00:00:23.731
"I don't know
who those lizard people were,
00:00:24.732 --> 00:00:27.484
but they are not the ones who broke me."
00:00:28.277 --> 00:00:29.778
The next time you see your parents,
00:00:29.862 --> 00:00:32.114
they're all smug, like,
"Jason seemed to like us."
00:00:32.197 --> 00:00:34.616
You're like, "I know what you're doing."
00:00:35.117 --> 00:00:38.203
"Maybe your therapist wants to meet us.
Get our side of the story."
00:00:38.287 --> 00:00:40.873
"I cannot wait till you're in the ground."
00:00:42.124 --> 00:00:44.251
"All right, well,
we'd like to be cremated."
00:00:44.334 --> 00:00:47.504
"I will scatter your ashes
where God can't find them!"
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Movie Summary
Tomlinson ponders achieving perfect work-love balance despite anxiety and insomnia, asking if one can really "have it all."
