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Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All

They're like, "It's a tax write-off." I'm like, "Don't worry.I will make sure that it is."...

They're like, "It's a tax write-off." I'm like, "Don't worry.
I will make sure that it is." I wish I could tell you
I was like, "It's for charity." But the truth is,
I completely forgot till the end

Full Transcript

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They're like, "It's a tax write-off."
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I'm like, "Don't worry. I will make sure that it is."
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I wish I could tell you I was like, "It's for charity."
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But the truth is, I completely forgot till the end.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:15
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
TTOM Productions,Triage Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tomlinson ponders achieving perfect work-love balance despite anxiety and insomnia, asking if one can really "have it all."
Even then, I was barely listening. I was busy talking to the glove. - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:05
Even then, I was barely listening. I was busy talking to the...
I love that story 'cause I can always tell who grew up in church - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:12
I love that story 'cause I can always tell who grew up ...
Every dating app profile, you get six photos - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:08
Every dating app profile, you get six photos
Like, "Come on, picture number three. Come on, picture number three." - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:10
Like, "Come on, picture number three. Come on, picture ...
You gotta sit there for 45 minutes, nodding and smiling, - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:07
You gotta sit there for 45 minutes, nodding and smiling,
You feel creepy. You feel like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense. - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:08
You feel creepy. You feel like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixt...
A dating app date is not a blind date, but it is a nearsighted one, you know? - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:07
A dating app date is not a blind date, but it is a nearsight...
The first date's easy. You get dinner, drinks. That's basic. - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:05
The first date's easy. You get dinner, drinks. That...
But then they're like, "This was fun. We should hang again. What should we do?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:20
But then they're like, "This was fun. We should ha...
"Date Ideas, 2023." - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:06
"Date Ideas, 2023."
Ever drive past a bowling alley? "How do these stay open?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:06
Ever drive past a bowling alley? "How do these stay ope...
You're just doing shit church youth groups do - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:08
You're just doing shit church youth groups do
Just, "Lace up those bowling shoes, my man." - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:18
Just, "Lace up those bowling shoes, my man."
That's why you're better at casual sex. When you think about it, - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:08
That's why you're better at casual sex. When you t...
I can't relate to my male comic friends in green rooms - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:07
I can't relate to my male comic friends in green rooms
"Yeah, I had sex with this girl and then lost interest after I came." - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:16
"Yeah, I had sex with this girl and then lost interest ...
My friends who have casual sex regularly, I always want to hear their updates. - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:06
My friends who have casual sex regularly, I always want to h...
"How was your weekend?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:26
"How was your weekend?"
If someone called me a whore in bed, I'd be like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:19
If someone called me a whore in bed, I'd be like,
I wanna hear like, "Hey. I set up a college fund for you." - Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 00:17
I wanna hear like, "Hey. I set up a college fund for yo...