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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

All I can play is Snake." That is not a punishment

All I can play is Snake." That is not a punishment

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All I can play is Snake."
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That is not a punishment.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:20
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid,
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore,
We don't care if you disappear this week." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
We don't care if you disappear this week."
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishments?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishm...
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, "I can't believe you suggested - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, &qu...
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked,
And I've done that work. I wasn't sure if you had. It was just a question. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
And I've done that work. I wasn't sure if you had....
I didn't come in here, like, 'You know what would be good?' - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I didn't come in here, like, 'You know what would ...
You know, every three years, you're like, "Was I abused? Let's not ruin Christmas." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You know, every three years, you're like, "Was I a...
Have you found that stray dent in your head? "What happened there?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Have you found that stray dent in your head? "What happ...
You had this happen as adults: you realize your parents messed you up - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You had this happen as adults: you realize your parents mess...
Stories you thought were fine 'cause when you're a kid, you're stupid. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Stories you thought were fine 'cause when you're a...
You're just like, "Everybody gets tied in the yard. [laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:16
You're just like, "Everybody gets tied in the yard...
She used to make us take our shoes off in the house." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
She used to make us take our shoes off in the house."
We could wear them on the carpet. It wasn't like her thing." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
We could wear them on the carpet. It wasn't like her th...
But my friend was very offended, and I felt terrible, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But my friend was very offended, and I felt terrible,
Spanking is the same as hitting." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Spanking is the same as hitting."
There was a huge difference between what my parents did and hitting. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
There was a huge difference between what my parents did and ...
They never spanked me in the face. There's stuff in my face. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
They never spanked me in the face. There's stuff in my ...