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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

And that fact is proof that God is a man because who else would finish your boobsyears...

And that fact is proof that God is a man because who else would finish your boobs
years before your brain?

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And that fact is proof that God is a man
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because who else would finish your boobs years before your brain?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like,
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He�...
[chortling] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[chortling]
I will say, though, the best time to date - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I will say, though, the best time to date
Oh, after I broke off my engagement, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Oh, after I broke off my engagement, I was like,
I just wanted a fresh one who didn't know I was crazy, who'd come in like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I just wanted a fresh one who didn't know I was crazy, ...
You're sitting across from him at dinner while he talks about his ex. You're like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
You're sitting across from him at dinner while he talks...
She made a fake Facebook account to stalk you after you blocked her? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
She made a fake Facebook account to stalk you after you bloc...
That's insane. I would never do that... on Facebook. She sounds old." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's insane. I would never do that... on Facebook. Sh...
I should've known. The name sounds like giving up. Just like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I should've known. The name sounds like giving up. Just...
I just don't like dating apps because I feel like people - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I just don't like dating apps because I feel like peopl...
I talked to a guy who told me on Tinder, his opening line, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I talked to a guy who told me on Tinder, his opening line,
That's me choking on his dick 'cause that's a great line. I mean, that's... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
That's me choking on his dick 'cause that's a...
I had a guy on OkCupid send me an emoji as an opening line. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I had a guy on OkCupid send me an emoji as an opening line.
Not a cute one. Not like a heart or a kissy face, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Not a cute one. Not like a heart or a kissy face,
You know the one you never touch 'cause it looks like Pac-Man getting a colonoscopy? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You know the one you never touch 'cause it looks like P...
Half of you won't enjoy this joke 'cause you don't know what I'm talking about. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Half of you won't enjoy this joke 'cause you don&#...
I responded. I was like, "I gotta make sure this guy doesn't hurt anybody." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I responded. I was like, "I gotta make sure this guy do...
Are you negging me? What's happening here?" He goes, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:23
Are you negging me? What's happening here?" He goe...
Dr. Douche Rocket, I'm sorry." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Dr. Douche Rocket, I'm sorry."