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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

"bloop!" "Level completed." I just kind of floated through Target,like

"bloop!" "Level completed." I just kind of floated through Target,
like

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"bloop!"
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"Level completed."
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I just kind of floated through Target, like...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
"Oh, am I better than everybody? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
"Oh, am I better than everybody?
I'll find the towels, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'll find the towels,
I'm all fixed." [chuckles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I'm all fixed." [chuckles]
It also didn't look right on me. It was a diamond on this. It looked stupid. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
It also didn't look right on me. It was a diamond on th...
I had a friend who goes, "Are you afraid you're going to get mugged?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:20
I had a friend who goes, "Are you afraid you're g...
I had a woman at one of my shows yell at me from the audience. She goes, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
I had a woman at one of my shows yell at me from the audienc...
Why don't you wait a beat till the Wizard gets you a brain? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Why don't you wait a beat till the Wizard gets you a br...
And that fact is proof that God is a man - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
And that fact is proof that God is a man
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like,
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He�...
[chortling] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[chortling]
I will say, though, the best time to date - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I will say, though, the best time to date
Oh, after I broke off my engagement, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Oh, after I broke off my engagement, I was like,
I just wanted a fresh one who didn't know I was crazy, who'd come in like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I just wanted a fresh one who didn't know I was crazy, ...
You're sitting across from him at dinner while he talks about his ex. You're like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
You're sitting across from him at dinner while he talks...
She made a fake Facebook account to stalk you after you blocked her? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
She made a fake Facebook account to stalk you after you bloc...
That's insane. I would never do that... on Facebook. She sounds old." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's insane. I would never do that... on Facebook. Sh...
I should've known. The name sounds like giving up. Just like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I should've known. The name sounds like giving up. Just...
I just don't like dating apps because I feel like people - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I just don't like dating apps because I feel like peopl...
I talked to a guy who told me on Tinder, his opening line, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I talked to a guy who told me on Tinder, his opening line,