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But do you remember why nobody expected anything from you?
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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

But do you remember whynobody expected anything from you?

But do you remember why
nobody expected anything from you?

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But do you remember why nobody expected anything from you?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:02
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
That's what everybody forgets about your 20s. You were garbage. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
That's what everybody forgets about your 20s. You were ...
You have no intuition, no instincts. You can't make decisions, only mistakes. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
You have no intuition, no instincts. You can't make dec...
You don't have a gut to listen to yet. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You don't have a gut to listen to yet.
There's no mystic bad feeling under your ribs going, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
There's no mystic bad feeling under your ribs going,
I'm like, "What can I bring to the potluck, Nana?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'm like, "What can I bring to the potluck, Nana?&...
And if they say Starbucks on them, I swear to God, Taylor... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
And if they say Starbucks on them, I swear to God, Taylor...
You have to work on yourself in your 20s 'cause if you don't, then you'll turn 30, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
You have to work on yourself in your 20s 'cause if you ...
Your 20s are an opportunity to fish trash out of the lake before it freezes over. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Your 20s are an opportunity to fish trash out of the lake be...
Daddy issues? All right. Better get all that out of there - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Daddy issues? All right. Better get all that out of there
You have one in your mouth, you feel pretty cool, but everyone is like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You have one in your mouth, you feel pretty cool, but everyo...
Don't do that around my kids." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Don't do that around my kids."
I'm trying to be a better partner too. I haven't always been a great partner. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm trying to be a better partner too. I haven't a...
I was the girl you couldn't bring home for holidays - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I was the girl you couldn't bring home for holidays
Sorry, if you love me, you wouldn't even do it up here. Like... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Sorry, if you love me, you wouldn't even do it up here....
Have you read those? They're all the same. Like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Have you read those? They're all the same. Like,
Oh, did he call you 'babe'? [chuckles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Oh, did he call you 'babe'? [chuckles]
He never cheated on me, but he did do this weird thing - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
He never cheated on me, but he did do this weird thing
He'd go out of his way to be like, "Babe, I just want to let you know, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
He'd go out of his way to be like, "Babe, I just w...
Like, 'Where is she?' Like, what?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Like, 'Where is she?' Like, what?"
That's what I'm doing. I'm being honest with you." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's what I'm doing. I'm being honest with ...