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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

But I'm glad I was raised that way because it taught me how to choosesexual partners in a...

But I'm glad I was raised that way because it taught me how to choose
sexual partners in a very responsible way

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But I'm glad I was raised that way
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because it taught me how to choose sexual partners in a very responsible way.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:04
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
Okay? So when I was younger and I was waiting, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
Okay? So when I was younger and I was waiting,
You're just like, "What? Take your pants off.Get over here." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
You're just like, "What? Take your pants off.Get o...
I pretend I'm not ready to have sex with someone new yet, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I pretend I'm not ready to have sex with someone new ye...
I go, "Ooh, I'm not ready. Is that okay?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I go, "Ooh, I'm not ready. Is that okay?"
I knew you could, my boy! Now, come inside my chocolate factory. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I knew you could, my boy! Now, come inside my chocolate fact...
Here's how not casual I am. I actually got engaged this year. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Here's how not casual I am. I actually got engaged this...
But man, I learned a lot about myself in the process of getting engaged. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
But man, I learned a lot about myself in the process of gett...
First off, I didn't know what a basic bitch I was, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
First off, I didn't know what a basic bitch I was,
"bloop!" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
"bloop!"
"Oh, am I better than everybody? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
"Oh, am I better than everybody?
I'll find the towels, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'll find the towels,
I'm all fixed." [chuckles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I'm all fixed." [chuckles]
It also didn't look right on me. It was a diamond on this. It looked stupid. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
It also didn't look right on me. It was a diamond on th...
I had a friend who goes, "Are you afraid you're going to get mugged?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:20
I had a friend who goes, "Are you afraid you're g...
I had a woman at one of my shows yell at me from the audience. She goes, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
I had a woman at one of my shows yell at me from the audienc...
Why don't you wait a beat till the Wizard gets you a brain? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Why don't you wait a beat till the Wizard gets you a br...
And that fact is proof that God is a man - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
And that fact is proof that God is a man
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You're telling me no one in Heaven's like,
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You keep putting it off, and it seems important." He�...
[chortling] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[chortling]