To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Don't do that around my kids.
Please log in to add to collections.
Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Don't do that around my kids." All my friends are like,"You need a guy with a car and a...

Don't do that around my kids." All my friends are like,
"You need a guy with a car and a job." And I'm like, "But then I've got to
deal with his wife. It's a whole thing."

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.502
Don't do that around my kids."
00:00:05.213 --> 00:00:07.084
All my friends are like, "You need a guy with a car and a job."
00:00:07.924 --> 00:00:11.302
And I'm like, "But then I've got to deal with his wife. It's a whole thing."
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:54
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I'm trying to be a better partner too. I haven't always been a great partner. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm trying to be a better partner too. I haven't a...
I was the girl you couldn't bring home for holidays - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I was the girl you couldn't bring home for holidays
Sorry, if you love me, you wouldn't even do it up here. Like... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Sorry, if you love me, you wouldn't even do it up here....
Have you read those? They're all the same. Like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Have you read those? They're all the same. Like,
Oh, did he call you 'babe'? [chuckles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Oh, did he call you 'babe'? [chuckles]
He never cheated on me, but he did do this weird thing - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
He never cheated on me, but he did do this weird thing
He'd go out of his way to be like, "Babe, I just want to let you know, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
He'd go out of his way to be like, "Babe, I just w...
Like, 'Where is she?' Like, what?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Like, 'Where is she?' Like, what?"
That's what I'm doing. I'm being honest with you." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's what I'm doing. I'm being honest with ...
You want me to know that you turned down the option of other people today. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You want me to know that you turned down the option of other...
You want points for not cheating on me." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You want points for not cheating on me."
You honored the most basic term of our agreement?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You honored the most basic term of our agreement?"
I never understood Taylor Swift songs before, and now I do. Like... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I never understood Taylor Swift songs before, and now I do. ...
I thank you so much. I know you have a lot of options..." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I thank you so much. I know you have a lot of options...&quo...
Thank you for choosing us. Can we get you anything else?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Thank you for choosing us. Can we get you anything else?&quo...
I was so pissed. "Do you have any idea how easy it would be for me - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I was so pissed. "Do you have any idea how easy it woul...
I take this slice of Swiss cheese for a walk around the block, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I take this slice of Swiss cheese for a walk around the bloc...
"I don't even have to try that hard. I've just got to raise my hand - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
"I don't even have to try that hard. I've jus...
The real reason he and I broke up is the reason everybody breaks up. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
The real reason he and I broke up is the reason everybody br...
We were no longer having the amount of sex you need to have - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
We were no longer having the amount of sex you need to have