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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Dr. Douche Rocket, I'm sorry." I'm not good at dating 'cause I'm not fun

Dr. Douche Rocket, I'm sorry." I'm not good at dating 'cause I'm not fun

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Dr. Douche Rocket, I'm sorry."
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I'm not good at dating 'cause I'm not fun.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:49
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
Your creepy uncle trying to corner you at Christmas. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Your creepy uncle trying to corner you at Christmas.
"You're so big now. Let's dance." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:19
"You're so big now. Let's dance."
I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I did start using weed this last year. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I did start using...
-You can tell because... Thank you. -[audience member whoops] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
-You can tell because... Thank you. -[audience member whoops...
I started taking edibles at night because I was having trouble sleeping. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I started taking edibles at night because I was having troub...
Some of my friends got too excited. They're like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Some of my friends got too excited. They're like,
Do that?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Do that?"
Everybody's like, "You're still doing that?" Like, "Yeah, I guess." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Everybody's like, "You're still doing that?&q...
You can pep yourself up when you're a kid 'cause you still believe in stuff, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You can pep yourself up when you're a kid 'cause y...
"You're going to do it 'cause you're great and I believe in you." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:16
"You're going to do it 'cause you're gre...
You guys tried to buy greeting cards for your family as adults? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You guys tried to buy greeting cards for your family as adul...
As an adult, you walk down that aisle, like, "You've always been there for me." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
As an adult, you walk down that aisle, like, "You'...
"Thank you for accepting me exactly as I..." Okay, try again. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
"Thank you for accepting me exactly as I..." Okay,...
"I couldn't have asked for a better..." You know what? Screw this. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
"I couldn't have asked for a better..." You k...
Excuse me. Do you guys have any that just say "You are my dad"? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Excuse me. Do you guys have any that just say "You are ...
"You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card." Nailed it. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
"You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card."...
When you have a nightmare as a kid, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
When you have a nightmare as a kid,
None of that's real. Why did we have you?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:20
None of that's real. Why did we have you?"
So I started taking these edibles at night, chocolate-covered blueberries, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
So I started taking these edibles at night, chocolate-covere...
When I started taking them, I was so nervous about becoming a druggie - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
When I started taking them, I was so nervous about becoming ...