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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

"How dare you address me directly?Avert your eyes

"How dare you address me directly?
Avert your eyes

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"How dare you address me directly? Avert your eyes.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:44
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I'm like, "Who gave you an accent?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I'm like, "Who gave you an accent?"
That's how we should introduce them. "These are my people, Rhonda and Tim. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's how we should introduce them. "These are my...
He had four daughters, which means he was just like playing dick goalie and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
He had four daughters, which means he was just like playing ...
His biggest fear was that one of us - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
His biggest fear was that one of us
Can't take this back to Best Buy. "I've spilled some stuff on it." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Can't take this back to Best Buy. "I've spill...
I would hate to be the father of four daughters. It seems very stressful. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I would hate to be the father of four daughters. It seems ve...
She had lingerie delivered to my parents' house once - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
She had lingerie delivered to my parents' house once
And my dad opened the box because he's a middle-aged man who pays the mortgage, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
And my dad opened the box because he's a middle-aged ma...
He didn't talk to anybody about it. He just opened the box, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
He didn't talk to anybody about it. He just opened the ...
I really respect my dad a lot. You know why? He was never a hypocrite. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I really respect my dad a lot. You know why? He was never a ...
We found porn on my dad's computer once, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
We found porn on my dad's computer once,
Like, I think he Googled "missionary." Like, I don't even think... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Like, I think he Googled "missionary." Like, I don...
I think he was trying to become a missionary, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I think he was trying to become a missionary,
The internet just duped him. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
The internet just duped him. He's like,
One came on in a theater once, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
One came on in a theater once,
I'm like, "Where were you? You missed half the movie." He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'm like, "Where were you? You missed half the mov...
You can't fast-forward." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
You can't fast-forward."
God is everywhere." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
God is everywhere."
[laughter, cheering] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[laughter, cheering]
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I'm so much like him. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I&#...