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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

How safe and happy and relieved you were, and how you ran up to her and you grabbed her...

How safe and happy and relieved you were, and how you ran up to her and you grabbed her leg and then you looked up
and it wasn't your mom?

Full Transcript

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How safe and happy and relieved you were,
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and how you ran up to her
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and you grabbed her leg
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and then you looked up and it wasn't your mom?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:15
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
That's kind of what it's like out here, yeah. [laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
That's kind of what it's like out here, yeah. [lau...
But you need to be realistic. I have girlfriends that are terrible about this. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
But you need to be realistic. I have girlfriends that are te...
A friend told me that she thinks the perfect relationship - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
A friend told me that she thinks the perfect relationship
I'm like, "Bitch, get an Xbox. That's not going to happen." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
I'm like, "Bitch, get an Xbox. That's not goi...
Make peace with it." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Make peace with it."
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have a family, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have ...
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like,
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." That guy sucks. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." Tha...
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to the hospital. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to...
The only upside to marrying that dude - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
The only upside to marrying that dude
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition,
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this....
And one of them really hated it, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
And one of them really hated it,
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pants." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pa...
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He...
Okay." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Okay."
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little. I want... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little....
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner parties - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner par...
Are they okay?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Are they okay?"
[laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
[laughs]