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I got the internet as I was going through puberty, which was awesome
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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

I got the internet as I was going throughpuberty, which was awesome

I got the internet as I was going through
puberty, which was awesome

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I got the internet as I was going through puberty, which was awesome.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:20
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I had a magic box I could hop on and be like, isthishairnormal.com. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I had a magic box I could hop on and be like, isthishairnorm...
Upload picture. Someone from Arkansas is like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Upload picture. Someone from Arkansas is like,
My daughter will always have the internet, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
My daughter will always have the internet,
She's always gonna have it. And I have to explain to her - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
She's always gonna have it. And I have to explain to he...
"Hey, sweetie. Have fun on the internet, talk to your friends, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
"Hey, sweetie. Have fun on the internet, talk to your f...
Yeah, some of them want to wear you like a skin jacket, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Yeah, some of them want to wear you like a skin jacket,
I met your daddy on a dating app. He sent me a very thoughtful emoji. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I met your daddy on a dating app. He sent me a very thoughtf...
And um..." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
And um..."
But Mommy was going through a dry spell, your daddy had nice shoulders, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
But Mommy was going through a dry spell, your daddy had nice...
♪ Tale as old as time ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
♪ Tale as old as time ♪
I don't want to be somebody who has kids before I'm ready to have them. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I don't want to be somebody who has kids before I'...
I have a friend who told me in the next year, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I have a friend who told me in the next year,
If you think those are the same thing, you are not ready for either one. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
If you think those are the same thing, you are not ready for...
A dog or a baby? That's like saying, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
A dog or a baby? That's like saying,
Just whatever I have time for." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Just whatever I have time for."
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let you take it home, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:14
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let ...
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one says 'babies.' - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one ...
Yeah, we got to do something." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Yeah, we got to do something."
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the way out the hospital - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the wa...
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever,