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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

I grew up very religious, so I was encouraged to abstain from drugsand alcohol and sex and...

I grew up very religious, so I was encouraged to abstain from drugs
and alcohol and sex and enjoyment

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I grew up very religious,
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so I was encouraged to abstain from drugs and alcohol and sex and enjoyment...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:38
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
Yeah, being abstinent is when you wait until marriage to have sex. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Yeah, being abstinent is when you wait until marriage to hav...
They used to tell us, "The safest sex is no sex." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
They used to tell us, "The safest sex is no sex."
When I have a daughter, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
When I have a daughter,
When I was younger and I was abstinent, I was not having sex, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
When I was younger and I was abstinent, I was not having sex...
So while my friends were having sex, I was the only one having orgasms. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
So while my friends were having sex, I was the only one hav...
My friends are like, "Yeah, me and Chad have had sex, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
My friends are like, "Yeah, me and Chad have had sex,
Not physically. I wasn't stupid. I wasn't like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Not physically. I wasn't stupid. I wasn't like,
I was waiting until marriage, or until Jesus came back, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I was waiting until marriage, or until Jesus came back,
And then, finally, I tried to lose it to my boyfriend in college who said, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
And then, finally, I tried to lose it to my boyfriend in col...
Nobody told me to expect sexual rejection as a woman. Nobody prepares you. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Nobody told me to expect sexual rejection as a woman. Nobody...
From the time you start walking as a little girl, they're like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
From the time you start walking as a little girl, they'...
Men take sexual rejection much easier 'cause they're prepared for it. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Men take sexual rejection much easier 'cause they'...
You're going to need to get consent, which is a noise she makes, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You're going to need to get consent, which is a noise s...
But because men are prepared for it, they bounce back real quick. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
But because men are prepared for it, they bounce back real q...
They walk around like vacuum salesmen. Just like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
They walk around like vacuum salesmen. Just like,
My boyfriend was nervous to have sex with a virgin, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:20
My boyfriend was nervous to have sex with a virgin,
I was literally told by somebody - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:14
I was literally told by somebody
But you know what they say: women go for men like their fathers, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
But you know what they say: women go for men like their fath...
No reason to be offended. That joke's about what a great dad my dad is. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
No reason to be offended. That joke's about what a grea...
I lost my virginity late. I lost it when I was financially independent. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I lost my virginity late. I lost it when I was financially i...