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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

I have been pulled over for drunk drivingcompletely sober, which is a great way to find...

I have been pulled over for drunk driving
completely sober, which is a great way to find out
that you're a terrible driver

Full Transcript

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I have been pulled over for drunk driving completely sober,
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which is a great way to find out that you're a terrible driver.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:32
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
When cops are stopping you on the highway, like, "Are you wasted?" You're like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
When cops are stopping you on the highway, like, "Are y...
"How much have you had to drink? How much? How much have you had?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
"How much have you had to drink? How much? How much hav...
Is there a sad driving test?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Is there a sad driving test?"
But I'm at a bit of a crossroads in my life, you guys, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
But I'm at a bit of a crossroads in my life, you guys,
Just making sure my family is still racist, and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Just making sure my family is still racist, and...
I saw that a girl I went to high school with - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I saw that a girl I went to high school with
I will be taking a break from social media, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
I will be taking a break from social media,
Also, why are you posting about the fact you're going to stop posting soon? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Also, why are you posting about the fact you're going t...
This girl made a whole video for Instagram, Facebook, all of them. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
This girl made a whole video for Instagram, Facebook, all of...
"Hey, guys. Suppose you probably heard I just got married. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
"Hey, guys. Suppose you probably heard I just got marri...
And I'm going to be taking a little bit of a break from social media, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
And I'm going to be taking a little bit of a break from...
I'm like, "You can't blow your husband and share cat videos?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm like, "You can't blow your husband and sh...
You play it backwards, she's like, "I've made a huge mistake. Come pick me up. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You play it backwards, she's like, "I've made...
He's so boring." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
He's so boring."
No, we have to go back. My wallet's in his fanny pack, so..." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
No, we have to go back. My wallet's in his fanny pack, ...
Every time he tells a story, somewhere a child loses a balloon. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Every time he tells a story, somewhere a child loses a ballo...
If you're single, go to as many weddings as possible so you can walk around, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
If you're single, go to as many weddings as possible so...
These 20-something brides are really milking that walk. She's like... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
These 20-something brides are really milking that walk. She&...
[whispers] "I am a princess." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
[whispers] "I am a princess."
I'mma have you out of here in nine seconds." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'mma have you out of here in nine seconds."