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I just need a project, motherfucker.
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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

I just need a project, motherfucker."

I just need a project, motherfucker." [laughter, applause]

Full Transcript

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I just need a project, motherfucker."
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[laughter, applause]
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:16
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
But it is feelings like this - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
But it is feelings like this
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married...
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean,
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen,
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a child that young? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a ...
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's complicated. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's...
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There's a whole... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There&...
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Facetune it. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Fa...
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate it to something - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate...
So I thought about it, and I said, "Being in love - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
So I thought about it, and I said, "Being in love
But then do you remember how you felt when you finally found your mom? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
But then do you remember how you felt when you finally found...
How safe and happy and relieved you were, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
How safe and happy and relieved you were,
That's kind of what it's like out here, yeah. [laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
That's kind of what it's like out here, yeah. [lau...
But you need to be realistic. I have girlfriends that are terrible about this. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
But you need to be realistic. I have girlfriends that are te...
A friend told me that she thinks the perfect relationship - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
A friend told me that she thinks the perfect relationship
I'm like, "Bitch, get an Xbox. That's not going to happen." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
I'm like, "Bitch, get an Xbox. That's not goi...
Make peace with it." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Make peace with it."
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have a family, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have ...
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like,
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." That guy sucks. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." Tha...