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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Just whatever I have time for." It is insane to mehow easy it is to have and keep a baby

Just whatever I have time for." It is insane to me
how easy it is to have and keep a baby

Full Transcript

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Just whatever I have time for."
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It is insane to me how easy it is to have and keep a baby.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:34
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let you take it home, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:14
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let ...
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one says 'babies.' - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one ...
Yeah, we got to do something." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Yeah, we got to do something."
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the way out the hospital - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the wa...
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever,
Some of us not clapping. I encourage you to go home and try that. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Some of us not clapping. I encourage you to go home and try ...
And she just bought him an iPhone. I'm like, "For what?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:26
And she just bought him an iPhone. I'm like, "For ...
All I can play is Snake." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
All I can play is Snake."
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid,
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore,
We don't care if you disappear this week." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
We don't care if you disappear this week."
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishments?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishm...
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, "I can't believe you suggested - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, &qu...
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked,
And I've done that work. I wasn't sure if you had. It was just a question. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
And I've done that work. I wasn't sure if you had....
I didn't come in here, like, 'You know what would be good?' - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I didn't come in here, like, 'You know what would ...
You know, every three years, you're like, "Was I abused? Let's not ruin Christmas." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You know, every three years, you're like, "Was I a...
Have you found that stray dent in your head? "What happened there?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Have you found that stray dent in your head? "What happ...
You had this happen as adults: you realize your parents messed you up - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You had this happen as adults: you realize your parents mess...