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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Am I laughing? I've been practicing.Anyway

[laughs] Am I laughing? I've been practicing.
Anyway

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Am I laughing? I've been practicing. Anyway...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:48
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you for real." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you fo...
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the one who has to die alone. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the ...
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I'm so talented, and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I&...
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like...
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like,
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids,
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from strollers. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from ...
Have you seen these babies? They're strangers to you, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Have you seen these babies? They're strangers to you,
Hi." "Hi, sweetie. How are you?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Hi." "Hi, sweetie. How are you?"
They know one word. It's not a conversation. That's a dead end. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
They know one word. It's not a conversation. That'...
That would be like me walking up to a French person like, "Bonjour." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
That would be like me walking up to a French person like, &q...
I do want to have kids, but I want to make sure before I have them - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I do want to have kids, but I want to make sure before I hav...
You have to make mistakes, learn from them, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
You have to make mistakes, learn from them,
His advice was terrible. He'd be like, "Don't do that." We're like, "Why?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
His advice was terrible. He'd be like, "Don't...
My uncle was a drug-dealing alcoholic - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
My uncle was a drug-dealing alcoholic
'Cause he can back it up. He's like, "Don't do that." "Why?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
'Cause he can back it up. He's like, "Don...
I don't want to be one of these people that has kids too soon - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I don't want to be one of these people that has kids to...
I got the internet as I was going through puberty, which was awesome. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I got the internet as I was going through puberty, which was...
I had a magic box I could hop on and be like, isthishairnormal.com. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I had a magic box I could hop on and be like, isthishairnorm...
Upload picture. Someone from Arkansas is like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Upload picture. Someone from Arkansas is like,