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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Make peace with it." I've been thinking about what I wantand need in a partner because I...

make peace with it." I've been thinking about what I want
and need in a partner because I travel all the time

Full Transcript

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make peace with it."
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I've been thinking about what I want and need in a partner
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because I travel all the time.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:21
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have a family, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I have a weird job where I work at night. If I want to have ...
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
The problem is, I don't want someone who, like,
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." That guy sucks. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." Tha...
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to the hospital. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to...
The only upside to marrying that dude - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
The only upside to marrying that dude
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition,
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this....
And one of them really hated it, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
And one of them really hated it,
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pants." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pa...
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He...
Okay." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Okay."
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little. I want... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little....
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner parties - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner par...
Are they okay?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Are they okay?"
[laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
[laughs]
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you for real." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you fo...
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the one who has to die alone. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the ...
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I'm so talented, and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I&...
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like...
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like,