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Nothing going on. Just another Tuesday for this asshole
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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Nothing going on.Just another Tuesday for this asshole

Nothing going on.
Just another Tuesday for this asshole

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Nothing going on. Just another Tuesday for this asshole.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:40
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
And I thought to myself, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
And I thought to myself,
Babe, come here. We're just gonna... Just-- I miss him! [giggles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Babe, come here. We're just gonna... Just-- I miss him!...
I showed up. I have a spray tan. I'm wearing flavored underwear for you. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I showed up. I have a spray tan. I'm wearing flavored u...
Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, which is weird. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, wh...
We're going to go back-- Don't look at them. Look at me. I'm your future. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
We're going to go back-- Don't look at them. Look ...
You save that up 'cause we're going to go back out there - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
You save that up 'cause we're going to go back out...
Yeah, we are 'cause if you don't... 'Cause if you don't... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Yeah, we are 'cause if you don't... 'Cause if...
Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day,
I just need a project, motherfucker." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I just need a project, motherfucker."
But it is feelings like this - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
But it is feelings like this
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married...
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean,
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen,
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a child that young? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a ...
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's complicated. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's...
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There's a whole... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There&...
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Facetune it. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Fa...
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate it to something - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate...
So I thought about it, and I said, "Being in love - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
So I thought about it, and I said, "Being in love
But then do you remember how you felt when you finally found your mom? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
But then do you remember how you felt when you finally found...