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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

All right. That was a test,and you failed. Uh

[scattered cheering] All right. That was a test,
and you failed. Uh

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All right. That was a test, and you failed. Uh...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:10
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
No introvert's ever gone "woo!" at any decibel. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
No introvert's ever gone "woo!" at any decibe...
Real introverts are parked outside going, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
Real introverts are parked outside going,
When I read that, I was relieved. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
When I read that, I was relieved.
Like, thank God. I don't want to get murdered and meet somebody. [groans] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Like, thank God. I don't want to get murdered and meet ...
Just dump me in the river. Don't introduce yourself, Jeff. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Just dump me in the river. Don't introduce yourself, Je...
I am halfway through my 20s, and I am done with this shit. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I am halfway through my 20s, and I am done with this shit.
They're not fun. They are ten years of asking yourself, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
They're not fun. They are ten years of asking yourself,
I had a woman come up to me after a show furious. She's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I had a woman come up to me after a show furious. She's...
I'm like, "Where are your kids buried? Holy shit." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I'm like, "Where are your kids buried? Holy shit.&...
If you're sitting there going, "Taylor, you should be grateful. I miss my 20s." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
If you're sitting there going, "Taylor, you should...
But do you remember why nobody expected anything from you? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
But do you remember why nobody expected anything from you?
That's what everybody forgets about your 20s. You were garbage. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
That's what everybody forgets about your 20s. You were ...
You have no intuition, no instincts. You can't make decisions, only mistakes. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
You have no intuition, no instincts. You can't make dec...
You don't have a gut to listen to yet. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You don't have a gut to listen to yet.
There's no mystic bad feeling under your ribs going, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
There's no mystic bad feeling under your ribs going,
I'm like, "What can I bring to the potluck, Nana?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'm like, "What can I bring to the potluck, Nana?&...
And if they say Starbucks on them, I swear to God, Taylor... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
And if they say Starbucks on them, I swear to God, Taylor...
You have to work on yourself in your 20s 'cause if you don't, then you'll turn 30, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
You have to work on yourself in your 20s 'cause if you ...
Your 20s are an opportunity to fish trash out of the lake before it freezes over. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Your 20s are an opportunity to fish trash out of the lake be...
Daddy issues? All right. Better get all that out of there - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Daddy issues? All right. Better get all that out of there