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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

Spanking is the same as hitting." And I was like, "Okay, back up

Spanking is the same as hitting." And I was like, "Okay, back up

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Spanking is the same as hitting."
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And I was like, "Okay, back up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
111
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:15
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
There was a huge difference between what my parents did and hitting. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
There was a huge difference between what my parents did and ...
They never spanked me in the face. There's stuff in my face. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
They never spanked me in the face. There's stuff in my ...
There was nothing in my butt except justice for my parents." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
There was nothing in my butt except justice for my parents.&...
I thought God made the first kid and was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I thought God made the first kid and was like,
Did you know you could drive backwards on the freeway? It's crazy town out there. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Did you know you could drive backwards on the freeway? It�...
The closest my parents ever got to apologizing was this... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
The closest my parents ever got to apologizing was this...
You're all right." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
You're all right."
Walk it off. I love you." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Walk it off. I love you."
They get down here at eye level. They make eye contact. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
They get down here at eye level. They make eye contact.
I didn't know the color of my father's eyes till I was 22 years old. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I didn't know the color of my father's eyes till I...
And that's just 'cause his license fell out of his wallet once. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
And that's just 'cause his license fell out of his...
They're down here, like, "Hey, buddy. How's the Lunchable treating you? Good? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
They're down here, like, "Hey, buddy. How's t...
Awesome. Well, if you have any feedback for me, notes, input of any kind, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Awesome. Well, if you have any feedback for me, notes, input...
You know why? 'Cause it's your childhood. I'm just honored to be a part of it." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
You know why? 'Cause it's your childhood. I'm...
They did a fantastic job, but they were old-school, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
They did a fantastic job, but they were old-school,
When I was 15, I told my dad, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:13
When I was 15, I told my dad,
The best part of that story is, I brought it up to him recently, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
The best part of that story is, I brought it up to him recen...
I'm like, "Yeah, me too, every week in therapy." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I'm like, "Yeah, me too, every week in therapy.&qu...
Look who's not dead, drama queen." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Look who's not dead, drama queen."
[stilted laughter] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
[stilted laughter]