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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

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♪ Tale as old as time ♪
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:04
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I don't want to be somebody who has kids before I'm ready to have them. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I don't want to be somebody who has kids before I'...
I have a friend who told me in the next year, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I have a friend who told me in the next year,
If you think those are the same thing, you are not ready for either one. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
If you think those are the same thing, you are not ready for...
A dog or a baby? That's like saying, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
A dog or a baby? That's like saying,
Just whatever I have time for." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Just whatever I have time for."
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let you take it home, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:14
Like, if you get your appendix removed, they won't let ...
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one says 'babies.' - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
They both have neck tattoos. One says 'fuck,' one ...
Yeah, we got to do something." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
Yeah, we got to do something."
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the way out the hospital - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
That's insane. There's no exit interview on the wa...
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Just like, "Hey, before we hand you a baby forever,
Some of us not clapping. I encourage you to go home and try that. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Some of us not clapping. I encourage you to go home and try ...
And she just bought him an iPhone. I'm like, "For what?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:26
And she just bought him an iPhone. I'm like, "For ...
All I can play is Snake." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
All I can play is Snake."
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
You want to hear a real punishment? When I was a kid,
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But then anytime I forgot to do a chore,
We don't care if you disappear this week." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
We don't care if you disappear this week."
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I was trying to understand my friend's parenting style
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishments?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
And I said, "Have you thought about alternative punishm...
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, "I can't believe you suggested - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Where is he? You got eyes on him?" She's like, &qu...
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
I don't believe in spanking, but I did get spanked,