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The only upside to marrying that dude
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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

The only upside to marrying that dude is he'll never leave the babyin a hot car because he...

The only upside to marrying that dude is he'll never leave the baby
in a hot car because he doesn't have one

Full Transcript

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The only upside to marrying that dude
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is he'll never leave the baby in a hot car because he doesn't have one.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:54
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition,
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this....
And one of them really hated it, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
And one of them really hated it,
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pants." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pa...
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He...
Okay." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Okay."
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little. I want... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little....
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner parties - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner par...
Are they okay?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Are they okay?"
[laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
[laughs]
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you for real." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you fo...
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the one who has to die alone. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the ...
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I'm so talented, and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I&...
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like...
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like,
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids,
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from strollers. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from ...
Have you seen these babies? They're strangers to you, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Have you seen these babies? They're strangers to you,
Hi." "Hi, sweetie. How are you?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Hi." "Hi, sweetie. How are you?"
They know one word. It's not a conversation. That's a dead end. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
They know one word. It's not a conversation. That'...