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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

The problem is,I don't want someone who, like, plans to be a stay-at-home dad

The problem is,
I don't want someone who, like, plans to be a stay-at-home dad

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The problem is, I don't want someone who, like,
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plans to be a stay-at-home dad.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:34
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." That guy sucks. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
You just sit on the floor, smoke weed, eat crumbs." Tha...
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to the hospital. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That guy watches your water break and asks you for a ride to...
The only upside to marrying that dude - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
The only upside to marrying that dude
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I need a guy with goals and drive and ambition,
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
I want to say, "This is my husband. He used to do this....
And one of them really hated it, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
And one of them really hated it,
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pants." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Don't get cocky just 'cause Daddy lent you some pa...
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
Then I dated a guy who was super fine with the situation. He...
Okay." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Okay."
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little. I want... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I need you to choke me in bed, but kind of mean it a little....
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner parties - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I want you to make passive aggressive comments at dinner par...
Are they okay?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
Are they okay?"
[laughs] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
[laughs]
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you for real." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I'm doing finger guns because I can't shoot you fo...
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the one who has to die alone. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Don't know why some of you seem offended. I'm the ...
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I'm so talented, and... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'd like to have kids, too, which is a shame because I&...
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:11
I don't know what happened. A few years ago, I was like...
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
I saw a baby in a fedora last week, and I was like,
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I do still get annoyed with other people's kids,
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from strollers. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
My biggest pet peeve are those babies that wave at you from ...