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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

We found pornon my dad's computer once, and it was like the porn of a good man

We found porn
on my dad's computer once, and it was like the porn of a good man

Full Transcript

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We found porn on my dad's computer once,
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and it was like the porn of a good man.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:02
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
Like, I think he Googled "missionary." Like, I don't even think... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Like, I think he Googled "missionary." Like, I don...
I think he was trying to become a missionary, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
I think he was trying to become a missionary,
The internet just duped him. He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:09
The internet just duped him. He's like,
One came on in a theater once, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
One came on in a theater once,
I'm like, "Where were you? You missed half the movie." He's like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I'm like, "Where were you? You missed half the mov...
You can't fast-forward." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
You can't fast-forward."
God is everywhere." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
God is everywhere."
[laughter, cheering] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[laughter, cheering]
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I'm so much like him. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I&#...
I have a friend... hates it. She's like, "I hate pornography, Taylor." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I have a friend... hates it. She's like, "I hate p...
And I said, "Why is that?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
And I said, "Why is that?"
It's so unrealistic." I'm like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
It's so unrealistic." I'm like,
I think you saw Star Wars." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I think you saw Star Wars."
They're faking it." And I was like, "Yeah, it's super realistic. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
They're faking it." And I was like, "Yeah, it...
Isn't that what we're all doing?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Isn't that what we're all doing?"
That's a joke. I've never faked it. I've never loved someone that much. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's a joke. I've never faked it. I've neve...
I don't hand out trophies for showing up. Grab an orange slice and a Gatorade. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I don't hand out trophies for showing up. Grab an orang...
[applause, cheering] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
[applause, cheering]
♪ I wear the crown like a clown on the promenade ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
♪ I wear the crown like a clown on the promenade ♪
♪ Dripping wet with regret and some heartache ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
♪ Dripping wet with regret and some heartache ♪