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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

You can't fast-forward." I was like, "You fast-forward through sexscenes in your own...

You can't fast-forward." I was like, "You fast-forward through sex
scenes in your own house?" He's like, "Damn straight

Full Transcript

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You can't fast-forward."
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I was like, "You fast-forward through sex scenes in your own house?" He's like,
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"Damn straight.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:00
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
God is everywhere." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:12
God is everywhere."
[laughter, cheering] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
[laughter, cheering]
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I'm so much like him. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
I'm so glad I was raised by my dad. I mean, I think I&#...
I have a friend... hates it. She's like, "I hate pornography, Taylor." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I have a friend... hates it. She's like, "I hate p...
And I said, "Why is that?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
And I said, "Why is that?"
It's so unrealistic." I'm like, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
It's so unrealistic." I'm like,
I think you saw Star Wars." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
I think you saw Star Wars."
They're faking it." And I was like, "Yeah, it's super realistic. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
They're faking it." And I was like, "Yeah, it...
Isn't that what we're all doing?" - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Isn't that what we're all doing?"
That's a joke. I've never faked it. I've never loved someone that much. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
That's a joke. I've never faked it. I've neve...
I don't hand out trophies for showing up. Grab an orange slice and a Gatorade. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I don't hand out trophies for showing up. Grab an orang...
[applause, cheering] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:17
[applause, cheering]
♪ I wear the crown like a clown on the promenade ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
♪ I wear the crown like a clown on the promenade ♪
♪ Dripping wet with regret and some heartache ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
♪ Dripping wet with regret and some heartache ♪
♪ Strip down back and down Do you like the taste? ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
♪ Strip down back and down Do you like the taste? ♪
♪ On the floor, gimme more Don't you hesitate ♪ - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:14
♪ On the floor, gimme more Don't you hesitate ♪