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Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis

You know? Like a respectful "let's keep those zucchinis damp"type of deal

You know? Like a respectful "let's keep those zucchinis damp"
type of deal

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You know? Like a respectful
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"let's keep those zucchinis damp" type of deal.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:30
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

She's halfway through her 20s, and she's over it. Too old to party, too young to settle down, comedian Taylor Tomlinson takes aim at her life choices.
And he was dry as a bone, you guys. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
And he was dry as a bone, you guys.
Nothing going on. Just another Tuesday for this asshole. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Nothing going on. Just another Tuesday for this asshole.
And I thought to myself, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
And I thought to myself,
Babe, come here. We're just gonna... Just-- I miss him! [giggles] - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
Babe, come here. We're just gonna... Just-- I miss him!...
I showed up. I have a spray tan. I'm wearing flavored underwear for you. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
I showed up. I have a spray tan. I'm wearing flavored u...
Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, which is weird. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, wh...
We're going to go back-- Don't look at them. Look at me. I'm your future. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:05
We're going to go back-- Don't look at them. Look ...
You save that up 'cause we're going to go back out there - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
You save that up 'cause we're going to go back out...
Yeah, we are 'cause if you don't... 'Cause if you don't... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Yeah, we are 'cause if you don't... 'Cause if...
Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day,
I just need a project, motherfucker." - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I just need a project, motherfucker."
But it is feelings like this - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
But it is feelings like this
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:07
I do want to get married, but I think before you get married...
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:10
Not cynical. Don't go too far. I mean,
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen, - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:15
So I just put on a Disney movie, and I hid in the kitchen,
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a child that young? - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:06
It's tough. How do you even begin to explain love to a ...
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's complicated. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
How do you begin to explain romance and courtship? It's...
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There's a whole... - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
There's an app. You gotta download it and swipe. There&...
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Facetune it. - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:04
Résumé you have to fill out, take a picture from up here, Fa...
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate it to something - Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis 00:08
But I didn't want to lie to her, and I wanted to relate...