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"Team America: World Police" quotes

Team America: World Police poster
Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.

Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $32,786,074
Released: 15 Oct 2004
Awards: 1 win & 11 nominations

105 video clips

SpottswoodeGary JohnstonLisaChrisAlec BaldwinSamuel L. JacksonSarah
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I'm so confused - Team America: World Police 00:32 I'm so confused And the Film Actors Guild are pussies - Team America: World Police 02:38 And the Film Actors Guild are pussies There is no I in Team America - Team America: World Police 00:17 There is no I in Team America I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf - Team America: World Police 01:19 I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf Your skills are fading with age - Team America: World Police 00:24 Your skills are fading with age Get out of here - Team America: World Police 02:56 Get out of here Show a lot of things happening at once - Team America: World Police 02:07 Show a lot of things happening at once We need you now - Team America: World Police 00:45 We need you now Your game is through - Team America: World Police 00:51 Your game is through Can brighten up my day - Team America: World Police 02:32 Can brighten up my day Matt Damon - Team America: World Police 00:04 Matt Damon Team if the Derka Derkastanis have weapons of mass destruction - Team America: World Police 00:41 Team if the Derka Derkastanis have weapons of mass... We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks - Team America: World Police 00:57 We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks This is a nice limo - Team America: World Police 00:08 This is a nice limo There's three kinds of people - Team America: World Police 00:34 There's three kinds of people You are worthress - Team America: World Police 00:04 You are worthress A limosine that can fly - Team America: World Police 00:12 A limosine that can fly Promise me you'll never die - Team America: World Police 00:20 Promise me you'll never die Let me explain to you how this works - Team America: World Police 00:18 Let me explain to you how this works Taking credit were terrorists from Derka Derkastan - Team America: World Police 00:08 Taking credit were terrorists from Derka Derkastan Let's get one thing straight - Team America: World Police 00:23 Let's get one thing straight It is our responsibility to read the newspapers - Team America: World Police 00:10 It is our responsibility to read the newspapers Last year I went to Iraq - Team America: World Police 00:15 Last year I went to Iraq I've done action films - Team America: World Police 00:04 I've done action films I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark - Team America: World Police 01:05 I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark All you in the audience should go to your homes now - Team America: World Police 00:49 All you in the audience should go to your homes now Susan Sarandon Oh thank God - Team America: World Police 00:29 Susan Sarandon Oh thank God You didn't kill your brother - Team America: World Police 00:05 You didn't kill your brother Team America has once again pissed off the entire world - Team America: World Police 00:07 Team America has once again pissed off the entire world We've lost I N T E L L I G E N C E - Team America: World Police 00:07 We've lost I N T E L L I G E N C E Your plan will fail - Team America: World Police 00:14 Your plan will fail One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something - Team America: World Police 00:12 One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something Wait Hold on - Team America: World Police 00:26 Wait Hold on Things are inevitabrey going to change - Team America: World Police 00:17 Things are inevitabrey going to change I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street - Team America: World Police 00:06 I've got five terrorists going southeast on... Hey terrorist - Team America: World Police 00:07 Hey terrorist I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me - Team America: World Police 00:20 I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put... Great to see you again - Team America: World Police 00:52 Great to see you again Oh herro - Team America: World Police 00:04 Oh herro I don't even know what that is - Team America: World Police 00:15 I don't even know what that is If you betray us - Team America: World Police 00:09 If you betray us Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid - Team America: World Police 00:04 Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid All the worst parts of the bible - Team America: World Police 00:20 All the worst parts of the bible He proved it last night by sucking my cock - Team America: World Police 00:11 He proved it last night by sucking my cock You had me at dicks fuck assholes - Team America: World Police 00:04 You had me at dicks fuck assholes What would you do - Team America: World Police 01:10 What would you do I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town - Team America: World Police 00:32 I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our... Sometimes believing is all we have - Team America: World Police 00:06 Sometimes believing is all we have Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me - Team America: World Police 00:04 Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me What's that I'm a smoker - Team America: World Police 00:05 What's that I'm a smoker If for some reason your cover is blown - Team America: World Police 00:13 If for some reason your cover is blown You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong Il - Team America: World Police 00:45 You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong Il Get out of the street you fucking bum - Team America: World Police 00:12 Get out of the street you fucking bum Surprise cockfags - Team America: World Police 00:03 Surprise cockfags By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild - Team America: World Police 00:27 By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild The next time you pull a stunt like that I'll drill two holes through your dick - Team America: World Police 00:09 The next time you pull a stunt like that I'll drill two... So ronery and sadry arone - Team America: World Police 01:03 So ronery and sadry arone Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails - Team America: World Police 00:06 Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails When you see Arec Barrwin - Team America: World Police 00:08 When you see Arec Barrwin Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am - Team America: World Police 00:05 Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am That's in Egypt - Team America: World Police 00:05 That's in Egypt And just what does this have to do with me - Team America: World Police 00:07 And just what does this have to do with me You can't be serious - Team America: World Police 00:08 You can't be serious Have you ever thought about just telling Sarah how you feel - Team America: World Police 00:19 Have you ever thought about just telling Sarah how you feel We fuckin' did it - Team America: World Police 00:04 We fuckin' did it He's getting away with the WMD I got him - Team America: World Police 00:19 He's getting away with the WMD I got him That was bad I N T E L L I G E N C E - Team America: World Police 00:07 That was bad I N T E L L I G E N C E He asks what part of the deal you did not understand - Team America: World Police 00:11 He asks what part of the deal you did not understand Who brew up Panama Canal - Team America: World Police 00:31 Who brew up Panama Canal If there's a world left when this is all over - Team America: World Police 00:07 If there's a world left when this is all over You remember the signal - Team America: World Police 00:04 You remember the signal I like you You have balls - Team America: World Police 00:07 I like you You have balls He may lack in courtesy - Team America: World Police 00:08 He may lack in courtesy Actors ho Helen Hunt - Team America: World Police 00:09 Actors ho Helen Hunt I'm afraid I have bad news - Team America: World Police 00:25 I'm afraid I have bad news I will never die - Team America: World Police 00:06 I will never die Wal Mart Fuck yeah - Team America: World Police 00:03 Wal Mart Fuck yeah Greetings Mr Johnston - Team America: World Police 00:24 Greetings Mr Johnston Jesus Tittyfucking Christ - Team America: World Police 00:04 Jesus Tittyfucking Christ Go get them cowboy - Team America: World Police 00:04 Go get them cowboy Oh I get it - Team America: World Police 00:09 Oh I get it God I'm so confused - Team America: World Police 00:45 God I'm so confused Jesus this is a nice limo Yes it is - Team America: World Police 00:10 Jesus this is a nice limo Yes it is We were all out at the zoo one day - Team America: World Police 00:42 We were all out at the zoo one day We're gonna what - Team America: World Police 00:04 We're gonna what I'm afraid your world is over - Team America: World Police 00:13 I'm afraid your world is over Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction - Team America: World Police 00:06 Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction Of course Derka Derkastan - Team America: World Police 00:04 Of course Derka Derkastan Then what about all those things you promised me last night - Team America: World Police 00:12 Then what about all those things you promised me last night
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Cast

Gary Johnston - Trey Parker
Chris - Matt Stone
Lisa - Kristen Miller
Sarah - Masasa Moyo
Spottswoode - Daran Norris
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