Team America: World Police quotes

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The North American counter-terrorism force Team America attacks a group of terrorists in Paris. Later, the leader of the organization, Spottswoode, invites the famous Broadway actor Gary Johnston to join his world police and work undercover in Cairo, infiltrating a terrorist organization in the hope they will disclose their plan of destroying the world. Team America destroy the cell of terrorists, but then the Panama Canal is attacked by the criminals as a payback. Gary feels responsible for the death of many innocents and leaves the counter-terrorism organization. When the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, joins a group of pacifist actors and actresses with the intention of using weapons of massive destruction, Team America tries to avoid the destruction of the world.

Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Production: Paramount Pictures
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $32,700,000
Released: 15 Oct 2004
Awards: 1 win & 11 nominations.


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Because pussies get fucked by dicks - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Because pussies get fucked by dicks
There is no  I  in  Team America - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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There is no I in Team America
This is a nice limo - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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This is a nice limo
There's three kinds of people - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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There's three kinds of people
Promise me you'll never die - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Promise me you'll never die
I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our...
Let me explain to you how this works - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Let me explain to you how this works
You are worthress - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You are worthress
A limosine that can fly - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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A limosine that can fly
Let's get one thing straight - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Let's get one thing straight
By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild
I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf
I've done action films - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I've done action films
Your skills are fading with age - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Your skills are fading with age
It is our responsibility to read the newspapers - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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It is our responsibility to read the newspapers
You didn't kill your brother - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You didn't kill your brother
All you in the audience should go to your homes now - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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All you in the audience should go to your homes now
Last year I went to Iraq - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Last year I went to Iraq
Your plan will fail - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Your plan will fail
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
What do you know - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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What do you know
I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your...
Great to see you again - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Great to see you again
One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something
All the worst parts of the bible - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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All the worst parts of the bible
The hour's approaching to give it your best - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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The hour's approaching to give it your best
If you betray us - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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If you betray us
He proved it last night by sucking my cock - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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He proved it last night by sucking my cock
When you see Arec Barrwin - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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When you see Arec Barrwin
Things are inevitabrey going to change - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Things are inevitabrey going to change
You can't be serious - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You can't be serious
If for some reason your cover is blown - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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If for some reason your cover is blown
I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka...
You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong Il - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong Il
What would you do - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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What would you do
So ronery and sadry arone - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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So ronery and sadry arone
Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails
I will never die - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I will never die
Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am
Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me
We need you now - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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We need you now
Comin' again to save the motherfucking day - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Comin' again to save the motherfucking day
You had me at  dicks fuck assholes - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You had me at dicks fuck assholes
Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid
I don't even know what that is - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I don't even know what that is
I thought you weren't gay - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I thought you weren't gay
You remember the signal - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You remember the signal
Have you ever thought about just telling Sarah how you feel - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Have you ever thought about just telling Sarah how you feel
He may lack in courtesy - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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He may lack in courtesy
I'm afraid I have bad news - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I'm afraid I have bad news
That's in Egypt - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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That's in Egypt
He asks what part of the deal you did not understand - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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He asks what part of the deal you did not understand
Who brew up Panama Canal - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Who brew up Panama Canal
If there's a world left when this is all over - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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If there's a world left when this is all over
There's an emptiness I need to fill - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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There's an emptiness I need to fill
I'm afraid your world is over - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I'm afraid your world is over
We fuckin' did it - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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We fuckin' did it
Jesus tittyfucking Christ dude - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Jesus tittyfucking Christ dude
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
The new world is inevitable - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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The new world is inevitable
I had to come back - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I had to come back
But I think I see it too - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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But I think I see it too
You can't blame yourself for what gorillas did - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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You can't blame yourself for what gorillas did
I'm so confused - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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I'm so confused
We were all out at the zoo one day - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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We were all out at the zoo one day
Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction
Then what about all those things you promised me last night - screenshot from movie Team America: World Police
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Then what about all those things you promised me last night

Cast

Gary Johnston - Trey Parker
Chris - Matt Stone
Sarah - Masasa Moyo
Spottswoode - Daran Norris
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. - Phil Hendrie
Alec Baldwin - Maurice LaMarche
French Mother - Chelsea Marguerite
Jean Francois (voice) - Jeremy Shada
Samuel L. Jackson - Fred Tatasciore
Guard / Korean Pilot / Others (voice) - John D. Kim
Various (voice) - Paul Louis
Various (voice) - Christine Papalexis
Various (voice) - Elle Russ