Five minutes, Mr. Baldwin! Thank you. Alec! We have a problem! Team America escaped! WHAT?...
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[Backstage. Alec Baldwin paces the floor]
A Page:
Five minutes, Mr. Baldwin!
Alec Baldwin:
Thank you.
[Tim Robbins and Martin Sheen rush in]
Martin Sheen:
Alec! We have a problem!
Tim Robbins:
Team America escaped!
Alec Baldwin:
WHAT? You FOOLS! They'll ruin everything!
Helen Hunt:
We'd better warn everyone; they'll be headed here!
Alec Baldwin:
No! We can't look weak and powerless! If violence is all those bastards understand, then violence they'll get! EVERY ACTOR GRAB A GUN AND KEEP TEAM AMERICA FROM REACHING THIS CEREMONY AT ALL COSTS!
Sean Penn:
K'PLA!
Janeane Garofolo, Liv Tyler, Samuel L. Jackson, George Clooney:
K'PLA!
Tim Robbins:
[slowly, with determination]
I swear, they won't reach this stage!
Transcript
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Five minutes Mr Baldwin Thank you
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Alec we have a problem Team America escaped
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What You fools They'll ruin everything
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We better warn everyone They'll be headed here
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No We can't look weak and powerless
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If violence is all those bastards understand then violence they'll get
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Every actor grab a gun and keep Team America
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from reaching this ceremony at all costs
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I swear they won't reach this stage
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 96
Timestamp in movie: 01h 16m 38s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
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00:03 Surprise cockfags
00:17 There is no I in Team America
00:08 This is a nice limo
00:34 There's three kinds of people
00:20 Promise me you'll never die
00:32 I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our...
00:18 Let me explain to you how this works
00:04 You are worthress
00:12 A limosine that can fly
00:23 Let's get one thing straight
00:27 By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild
01:19 I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf
00:04 I've done action films
00:24 Your skills are fading with age
00:10 It is our responsibility to read the newspapers
00:05 You didn't kill your brother
00:49 All you in the audience should go to your homes now
00:15 Last year I went to Iraq
00:14 Your plan will fail
01:05 I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark