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Terrorist:
What do you know? Gary Johnston:
I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out. Terrorist:
Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on The infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness? [Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring] Gary Johnston:
I was just a boy when The infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, The infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too. Terrorist:
I like you. You have balls. I like balls
What do you know? Gary Johnston:
I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out. Terrorist:
Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on The infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness? [Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring] Gary Johnston:
I was just a boy when The infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, The infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too. Terrorist:
I like you. You have balls. I like balls
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because pussies get fucked by dicks.
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But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
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And if they didn't fuck the assholes,
you know what you'd get?
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You'd get your dick and your pussy
all covered in shit.
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All right, that does it.
Get out of here, you drunk lowlife.
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Get out of here, I said.
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Lisa!
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Lisa. Lisa, are you here?
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Get out of the street, you fucking bum!
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You gave up on life, didn't you?
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My fellow actors, we live in a dark time.
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The world is becoming more
and more violent
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and the idiots in charge
are making it worse.
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What the world needs is
an international advisory committee
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who truly understands global politics.
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Namely, us.
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The time has come for us
to start using our acting talents
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in a different way.
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Yes, we can use our powers
to change the world.
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We will persuade everyone
to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.
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If we focus our acting on global politics,
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Movie Summary
Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
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Gary Johnston
