Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! Mr. Il, I was supposed to be...
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Kim Jong Il:
Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix:
Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il:
Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix:
Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind.
Kim Jong Il:
Hans, you're breakin' my barrs here, Hans, you're breakin' my barrs!
Hans Blix:
I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il:
Or else what?
Hans Blix:
Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il:
OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix:
[Moves to his left]
Kim Jong Il:
A rittle more.
Hans Blix:
[Moves to his left again]
Kim Jong Il:
Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]
Transcript
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Hans Brix Oh no
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Oh herro great to see you again Hans
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Mr II I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today
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and your guards won't let me into certain areas
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Hans Hans Hans We've been through this a dozen times
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I don't have any weapons of mass destruction okay Hans
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Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind
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Hans you're breaking my barrs here Hans you're breaking my barrs
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I'm sorry but the UN must be firm with you
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Let me see your whole palace or else
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Or else what
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Or else we will be very very angry with you
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And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are
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Okay I'll show you Hans You ready
Clip duration: 52 seconds
Views: 1484
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 34s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
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00:12 One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something
00:20 All the worst parts of the bible
00:09 If you betray us
00:11 He proved it last night by sucking my cock
00:08 When you see Arec Barrwin
00:17 Things are inevitabrey going to change
00:08 You can't be serious
00:13 If for some reason your cover is blown
00:06 I've got five terrorists going southeast on...
00:45 You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong Il
01:10 What would you do
01:03 So ronery and sadry arone
00:06 Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails
00:06 I will never die
00:05 Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am
00:04 Stop tryin' to hit me and hit me
00:45 We need you now
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00:04 Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid
00:15 I don't even know what that is