Dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want...
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See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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See there are three kinds of people
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dicks pussies and assholes
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Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time
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without thinking it through
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But then you got your assholes Chuck
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And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything
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So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while
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because pussies get fucked by dicks
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But dicks also fuck assholes Chuck
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And if they didn't fuck the assholes you know what you'd get
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You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 2910
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 45s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
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