What do you know? I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it...

Terrorist: What do you know? Gary Johnston: I heard there might be a large terrorist attack. If you tell me what it is, maybe I could help out. Terrorist: Get out of here! We have put out a jihad on the infidels because they destroyed our lives. What do you know about pain and sadness? [Gary pauses, recalls sounds of gorillas roaring] Gary Johnston: I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too. Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls.