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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writer: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Seth MacFarlane (based on characters created by)
Production: Universal Pictures, Fuzzy Door Productions
Genre: comedy
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $81,476,385
Released: 26 Jun 2015
Awards: 3 wins & 4 nominations.

40 Clips & Quotes

Cast

Samantha - Amanda Seyfried
Tami-Lynn - Jessica Barth
Patrick Meighan - Morgan Freeman
Shep Wild - John Slattery
Tom Jessup - John Carroll Lynch
Judge - Ron Canada
Customer - Liam Neeson
Fertility Doctor - Dennis Haysbert
Narrator - Patrick Stewart
Self - Tom Brady
Jay Leno - Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel - Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon - Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan - Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam - Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer - Sebastian Arcelus
Karl Jackson - Jay Patterson
Adoption Agent - Nana Visitor
Female Nurse - Maggie Geha
Allison - Jessica Szohr
Waitress - Lexi Atkins
Todd Kidder - Jack Knight
Boston Newscaster - Lauren Sanchez
Boston Neighbor - William Xifaras
Portuguese Neighbor - Altina Lester
Wedding Singer - Curtis Stigers
NYC Doctor - Julius Sharpe
NYC Nurse - Liz Morgan
Obi-Wan - Alec Sulkin
Stormtrooper - Ralph Garman
Juror - Frank Lloyd
Receptionist - Becki Dennis
Band Leader - Robert Holfelder
Cyclist - Michael Trisler
Jogger - Ryan Hanna
Hasbro CEO Assistant - Kate Gustafson
Pundit - David Goldman
Pundit - Ted Jessup
Pundit - Chris Regan
Cop (Boston PD) - Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD) - Chris Neville
Meighan Assistant - Rachael MacFarlane
Nerd (Wedgie) - Joseph J. Micucci
Comic Con Fan - Josiah Blount
Security Guard - Johnny Alves
Security Guard - Silvio Cuadra
Vendor - Aaron Zell
Film Executive - Scott Wahle
Police Dispatcher - John Viener
Diner Waitress - Kate B. O'Brien
Bachelor Party Guest - Billy Concha
Jump Rope Guy - Andrew Torres
Wedding Announcer - Luke Adams
Ted Toy - Tara Strong
Self - Tiffany
Photographer Press Scene - Alin Halajian
Cake Girl - Brittany O'Connor
Comic Con Attendee - Rose Wakesho
City Hall Photographer - Ahmed al-Gendy
Newspaper Photographer - Giovanni Alabiso
Courtroom Guy - James Alonardo
Courthouse Spectator - Stanis Krista Ames
Security Guard - Andreas Arristos
Diner patron - Jacqueline Astbury
Comic Con Attendee - Diana Atai
Courtroom Observer - Joseph Aviel
Wedding guest - Jamie Lea Babineau
Courthouse Spectator - Sophia Bakas
Wedding Guest - Kt Baldassaro
Commicon Attendee - Danny Barba
Black Super Hero Girl - Shahira Barry
Comic Con Guest - Joshua W. Beasley
Tina Belcher Magician's Assistant - Clara Becka
Comic Con Attendee - Brando Benetton
Dancer - Tom Berklund
Courthouse Spectator - Steve Bertorelli
Ted's Court Gallery - Vincent M. Biscione
Comic Con Girl - Nita Boman
Yacht Guest - Ronald Boone
Courtroom Observer - David Boston
Attendent - Bill Bouris
Wedding Guest - Jim Boyd
NYC Jewish Pedestrian - Roger Brenner
Court House Specator - Eliane Brick
Comic Con Attendee - Del Brown
Ted Supporter - Jodie Brunelle
Wedding Guest - Lorna j Brunelle
Wedding Guest - Deanna Buonomo
Wedding Guest - Mark Burzenski
New York Comic Con Member - José Báez
My Little Pony Booth Girl - Roseny Carrero
Playstation Owner - Philip Casnoff
Star Wars Cantina - Bryan Casserly
Comic Con Attendee - Herbert Centeno
Comic Con Attendee - Julio Cesar
Comic Con Attendee - Chia Chen
Soda Nerd - Jason Chu
Comic Con Security Guard - Leonel Claude
Library Patron - Danny Connelly
Reporter - Guy Cooper
Reporter - Stevie Costa
Comic Con Attendee - Chassidy Cox
Wedding Guest - Alexandra Creteau
Security Guard - Vincent Cucuzza
Comic Con Attendant - John Curcio
Reporter - Rick L. Dean
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee - Joseph Aaron Delgado
Press Reporter - Steven Dougherty
Teenage Girl - Jordanna Drazin
Pedestrian - Frank Durant
Comic Con Attendee - Warren Dycus
Comic Con Guest - Michael Eauslin
Supporting - Tyler Rae Edwards
Dancer - Hayley Erbert
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee - Elvis Dino Esquivel
Wedding Guest - Steven Fallas
Jimmy Fallon - Jimmy Fallon
Comic-Con Miss America - Kelsey Farrar
Supporting - Erica Ficklin
Wedding Guest - Keith Fluker
Courtroom Observer - Michelle Fonseca
Waiter - Stacey Forbes
Bar Patron - John Franchi
Comic Con Attendee - Aldo I. Gallinar
Comic Con Attendee - Sergio Garcia
Comic Con Attendee - Sergio Garcia
Woman at Diner - Susan Garfield
Comic Con Attendee - Cody Gari
Comic Con Attendee - Sharon J. Geyer
Wedding Guest - John Gigliotti
Library Patron - Phyllis A. Gordon
Courtroom Onlooker - Tom Granger
Comic Con Attendee - Charles Greene
Wedding Guest - Travis Grenke
Library Patron - Elaine Victoria Grey
Comic Con Attendee - David Greyson
Comic Con Booth Girl - Tina Grimm
Wedding Guest - Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest - Riley Halden
Reporter - London Hall
Cheering Extra - Becky Burne Harvey
Pedestrian - Mackenzie Hawe
Crowd Person - Benjamin Healy
Comic Con Attendee - Nick Hentsch
Comic Con Attendee - Leila Hilali
Blue Disco Space Diva - Roshanda Hill
Pedestrian - Rachael Hobson
Hasbro Lobby Pedestrian - Rosemary Howard
Wedding Guest - Kimberly Howe
Comic Con Attendee - Jahmilla Jackson
Wedding Guest - Nicole Jesson
Loverboy at Comic Con - Avan Jogia
Court Stenographer - Jenelle Jones
Wedding Guest - Natalie Jordan
Comic Con Attendee - Susan Jude
Wedding Reception Guest - Lynn Julian
Diner - Ken Kansky
Sam Jones's Girlfriend - Karli Karissa
Comic Con Attendee - Samantha Kelly
Father of the Bride - Bobby Kenney
Wedding Guest - Remington Keyes
Comic Con Guest - Slim Khezri
Comic Con Attendee - Jarred Kiel
Comic Con Attendee - Jo King
Chucky - Martin Klebba
Wedding Guest - Mike Koutrobis
Front Row Courtroom Gallery - E'va Krause
My Little Pony Girl - Madeleyn Kurg
Wedding Guest - Hashim Lafond
Comic Con Attendee - Frank Lagana
Comic Con Attendee - Brittany Lasky
Street Thug - Henry Laun
Ginger Girl - Toi'ya Leatherwood
Wedding Guest - Davide Leone
Comic Con Patron - Diana Lestat
Scat Pack Girl #2 - Kandiss Marie Lewis
Courthouse Crowd - Christopher J. Long
Comic Con Attendee - Luis E. Lopez
Wedding Guest - Frantz Louizia
Comic Con Critic - Frank Lui Geo
Comic Con Attendee - Jo Luijten
Pedestrian - Phyllis Lynn
Pris - Robin Lynn
Wedding Guest - Gwen MacKay
Wedding Guest - Paige MacLean
Captain America - Michael John Madden
Bill Maher - Bill Maher
Kissing Couple - Anna Maiche
Comic Con Attendee - James Majeau
Comic Con Attendee - Tom Mariano
Fox Booth Antendee - Victoria Martonne
Fox Booth Girl - Sophie Mazzaro
Hot Comic Con Girl - Katie McCabe
Booth Girl - Olivia McCarthy
Comic Con Attendant - Stephanie McIntyre
Sexy Nerd - Anna McNiven
Partner at Comic Con - Franklin Mejia
Ginger Girl - Kaitlin Mesh
Pacific Rim Robot - Brian Metran
Wedding Guest - Kristina Mezzetti
Ted Supporter - Wayne R. Miller
Comic Con Attendee (Ninja Turtle) - Shayla Mitchell
Dancer - Kc Monnie
Comic Con Attendee - Dan Moyers
Wedding Guest - Kim Mulhauser
Dancer - Mike Munich
Ted's Attorney - Cassidy Neal
Comic Con Attendee - Michele New
Comic Con Attendee - Robert Nickerson
Wedding Guest - Lance Norris
Dancer - Ryan Novak
Comic Con Attendee - James O'Brien
Darth Maul - Jesse O'Neill
Pedestrian - Joseph Oliveira
Courtroom Spectator - Richard Pacheco
Wedding Attendant - Arissa Page
Courtroom Observer - Chris Palermo
Comic Con Attendee - And Palladino
Michaelangelo - TMNT - Nick Palma
Comic Con Attendee - Gary Palmer
Well Wisher - Nicole Parrish
Black Sails Pirate #2 - Doug Payton
Pixie the Pirate - Jonathan Peacy
Fairy at Comic Con - Elizabeth Pollard
Co-counsel - Noelle Poulson
City Pedestrian - Suzanne Prunty
Kissing Couple - Rob Raco
Well Wisher - Jessica Rainville
Wedding Guest - Steven Rears
Wedding Photographer - Doug Reed
NY Comic Con Guy - Adam Reeser
Caterer - Curtis Reid
Patron at Diner - Stew Replogle
Wedding Guest - David Riccio Jr.
Court Clerk - Lisa Richman
Wedding Guest - Giselle Rodriguez
Comic Con Attendant - Oszkar Rome
Wedding Guest - Gary Roscoe
Ginger Girl - Sagan Rose
Improv Troupe - Sandra Rosko
Comic Con Attendee - Lee Roth
Woman in Courtroom - Ariana Ruckle
Comic Con Attendee - Kimberly Ryans
Transformer - Ryan Rylander
Dancer - Krista Saab
Wedding Guest - Megan Sacco
Convention Attendee - Erik Salmonson
Comic Con Booth Girl - Isabella Sanchez
Wedding Guest - Brandon Scales
Comic Con Attendee - Tioka Bernard Schluter IV
Piano - Julie Schmid
Comic Con Worker - Tania Serrano
Comic Con Guy - Eric Shackelford
Comic Con Attendee - Jeff Sicile
News Cameraman - Dwayne Sneed
Supergirl - Anita Soto
Wedding Guest - Chaunty Spillane
Comic Con X-Box Vendor - Bryan Stamp
Random Guy - Nick Steele
Comic Con Goat Girl - Luci Suicide
Patient in Clinic - Michael Steven Swanson
Comic Con Attendee - Amy Tardugno
Comic Con Attendee - Jim Templar
Wedding Guest - Noelle Trudeau
Court Reporter - Marie Turcotte
Dancer - C.J. Tyson
Comic Con Visitor - Melissa Vaupel
Comic Con Attendee - Jonathan Vega
Shopper - Adam Vera
Library Patron - George J. Vezina
Jury Member - Nicolas Villamizar
Wedding Guest - Kyle Viveiros
Comic Con Guest - Ana Vukicevic
Comic Con Attendee - Isabel Wagner
Angry Cab Driver - Patrick M. Walsh
Klingon #1 - Jason Weary
Well Wisher - Christopher Weigel
Wedding Guest - Caitlin Patricia Weiler
Diner Customer - Mike Wendt
Courtroom spectator - Amy Whalen
Comic Con Attendee - Monay Williams
Comic Con Attendee - Sandra E Williams
Dancer - Zola Williams
Doctor - Robert Woo
Wedding Guest - Darryl Wooten
Comic Con Attendee - Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee - Adam Zalt
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee - Venezia Zavala
Baroness Girl - Claudia Zie
Flash Gordon's Date - Amanda Zocco