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All right, I got Dred Scott v

All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford,Plessy v. Ferguson and Brown v.the Board of...

Ted 2 • 2015

All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford,Plessy v. Ferguson and Brown v.the Board of Education. I got Kramer vs. Kramer,Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason. I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp,Ernest Goes to Jail and The Importance of Being Earnest,which was very disappointing

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All right I got Dred Scott v Sandford Plessy v Ferguson

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and Brown v the Board of Education

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I got Kramer vs Kramer Alien vs Predator and Freddy vs Jason

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I got uh Ernest Goes to Camp Ernest Goes to Jail

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and The Importance of Being Earnest which was very disappointing

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حسنا أحضرت قضايا دريد سكوت ضد ساندفورد بليسي ضد فيرغسون و براون ضد مجلس التعليم

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وأحضرت أفلام كرامر ضد كرامر والمخلوق الفضائي ضد المتوحش و فريدي ضد جايسون

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وأحضرت أفلام إرنست يذهب إلى المخيم إرنست يدخل السجن و

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المهم أن تكون إرنست الذي كان فيلما مخيبا للآمال

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Peux tu croire ça

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Non C'est débile

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Tami est la femme de ma vie

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Je n'aurais même pas essayé d'adopter un chien

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si j'avais su que ça foutrait le bordel

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C'est des conneries tout ça

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Selon moi il faut se battre

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Comment ça On va embaucher un avocat

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Ok ich habe Dred Scott gegen Sandford Plessy gegen Ferguson

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und Brown gegen das Erziehungsministerium

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Ich habe Kramer gegen Kramer' Alien gegen Predator Freddy gegen Jason

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Ich habe Ernest Goes to Camp Ernest Goes to Jail

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und Ernst sein ist alles aber der war sehr enttäuschend

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ドレッドvsサンドフォードプレッシーvsファーグソンブラウンvs教育委員会

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クレィマークレィマーエイリァンvsプレデターフレディvsジェイソン

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アーネストキャンプに行く Ernest goes to camp アーネスト監獄に行く

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真面目が肝心 The Importance of Being Earnest これはつまらなかった

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Puedes creer eso carajo No

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Esto es una locura

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Quiero decir Tami es la mujer que amo

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Nunca habría tratado de adoptar a un perro

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si hubiera sabido que iba a provocar esta tormenta de mierda

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Todo esto es una mierda completa

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Si me preguntas Tenemos que luchar contra ello

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Qué quieres decir Quiero decir consigamos un abogado

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Duration

19 seconds

Views

1,001

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:36

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Samantha Jackson

Amanda Seyfried

John

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Samantha

Amanda Seyfried