Ms. Jackson please control your client or I will hold you both in contempt of court. Oh,...
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Judge:
Ms. Jackson please control your client or I will hold you both in contempt of court.
Ted:
Oh, piss off! All right? I'm standing up for me, and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect!
Samantha Jackson:
Ted, shut up!
Ted:
Fine!
[Ted begins to play Angry birds on his iPhone]
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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.585
Ms Jackson please control your client
00:00:03.669 --> 00:00:05.754
or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court
00:00:05.838 --> 00:00:06.922
Oh piss off
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I'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homos
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We deserve respect
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Ted shut up
Clip duration: 13 seconds
Views: 268
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 09s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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