Can either of you tell me who wrote the Great Gatsby? Judy Bloome? Hitler? F. Scott...
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Samantha Jackson:
Can either of you tell me who wrote the Great Gatsby?
John:
Judy Bloome?
Ted:
Hitler?
Samantha Jackson:
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
John:
Who's that?
Samantha Jackson:
The author.
John:
Well, why are you saying "fuck him"?
Samantha Jackson:
[Sam is confused]
What?
Ted:
You just said Eff Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
John:
Yeah.
Samantha Jackson:
No, that's his first name.
Ted:
His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?
Samantha Jackson:
What? No!
John:
Well, what does the F stand for?
Samantha Jackson:
Francis.
Ted:
No, it's got to be Fuck. It's got to be Fuck.
John:
It must be Fuck. It has to be Fuck.
Samantha Jackson:
Why the hell would it be "Fuck"?
John:
Well, 'cuz otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Ted:
Yeah, he's hiding something. It's Fuck. It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
John:
It's Fuck. It's Fuck.
Samantha Jackson:
That's completely insane. You guys are idiots.
Ted:
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubberlang, get used to it.
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Oh really Um can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby
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Judy Blume Hitler
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F Scott Fitzgerald
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Who's that
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The author
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Why are you saying Fuck him
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What
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You just said Eff Scott Fitzgerald
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What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you Yeah
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No that's his first name
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His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald
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What No
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Well then what's the F stand for
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Francis
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No It's got to be Fuck It must be Fuck
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It's got to be Fuck It has to be Fuck
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Why the hell would it be Fuck
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Well because otherwise why wouldn't he just say it
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Yeah he's hiding something It's Fuck
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Come on read between the lines Sam It's Fuck
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LAUGHS That's completely insane You guys are idiots
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 427
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 05s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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