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Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs

Come on, there's an emptysupply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there wasan issue, so...

Ted 2 • 2015

Come on, there's an emptysupply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there wasan issue, so he's unconscious now,but yeah, This is him. Jesus!Why did you bring him here? I've been followinghim around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could gethim alone. I had to move fast. Hey, Ted! Is that you? Uh, yeah, he hada little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cottonall over this little girl in a stroller so we're gonna take him backand sober him up. Ah, rock on, Ted. Eff yeah. Hey, guys, be carefulout there. Some nerd spilled his lunch. Hey, watch that floor.Comes up fast, man

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Come on there's an empty supply room downstairs

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Is that him

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Yeah there was an issue so he's

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unconscious now but yeah this is him

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Jesus Why did you bring him here

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I've been following him around since yesterday

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This was the only chance I could get him alone I had to move fast

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Hey Ted

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Is that you

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Uh yeah he had a little too much to drink

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He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a stroller

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so we're gonna take him back and sober him up

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Ah rock on Ted

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Eff yeah

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Hey guys be careful out there Some nerd spilled his lunch

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Hey watch that floor Comes up fast man

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أسرع هناك غرفة فارغة في الأسفل

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هل هذا هو

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نعم كانت هناك مشاجرة لذلك هو فاقد للوعي الآن لكن نعم إنه هو

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اللعنة لماذا جلبته إلى هنا

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كنت أطارده في الجوار منذ الأمس وكانت هذه فرصتي الوحيدة لأنفرد به

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وجب علي أن أتحرك سريعا تيد

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هل هذا أنت

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لقد أكثر من الشراب قليلا وتقيأ كومة من القطن على هذه الفتاة الصغيرة

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لذا سنأخذه كي نساعده ليصحو

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إمرح يا تيد أؤيدك

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إحذروا من ذلك المسار حان وقت الغداء المعتوهين

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لا تندفع بالمشي إلى الأمام بسرعة

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Ce n'est pas une question de logique

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Ça établirait un précédent qui toucherait le grand public

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Et le grand public ne fonctionne pas selon la logique

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Il juge selon l'émotion

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On ne peut pas en appeler d'une décision émotive

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Je vous souhaite tout de même de réussir

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Il a besoin d'aide

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Et d'après ce que je sais de vous

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à une époque de votre carrière ça vous aurait suffi

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Je regrette que vous ne soyez pas celui que je croyais

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Kommen Sie im Keller ist ein leerer Materialraum

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Ist er das

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Ja es gab ein kleines Problem daher ist er gerade bewusstlos aber ja

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Herrgott Wieso haben Sie ihn hergebracht

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Ich bin ihm schon seit gestern auf den Fersen

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Es war die einzige Chance ihn allein zu erwischen Es musste rasch gehen

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Hey Ted

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Bist du das

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Ja er hat etwas zu viel getrunken

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und ein Mädchen im Kinderwagen mit Baumwolle vollgekotzt

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Er muss jetzt erst mal seinen Rausch ausschlafen

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Hau rein Ted

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Auf jeden

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Leute passt gut auf Ein Nerd hat sein Mittagessen verschüttet

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Achtung Boden kommt auf dich zu

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下に空の倉庫があります

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奴か

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ちょっと問題が起きて失神してるが彼です

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何で連れて来た

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昨日から尾けていてやっと捕まえました

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急ぎましょう

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オイテッド

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そうだろ

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いやぁ飲みすぎて女の子に詰め物ゲロしちゃって

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介抱しに戻るとこなんだ

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大事になテッド後で

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その辺注意しろよランチがこぼれてるぞ

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そんなに速く歩くな

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No puede alegarse a la razón

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El precedente que establece afectaría directamente al público

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Y por desgracia el público no juzga por la razón

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Juzga por la emoción

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y no se puede apelar a una convicción emocional

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No obstante les deseo todo lo mejor en sus esfuerzos

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Él necesita ayuda y por lo que sé sobre usted

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en un momento de su carrera eso hubiera sido suficiente

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Lamento que no fuera lo que esperaba que sería

Available in 6 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

1,140

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:56

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Donny

Giovanni Ribisi

Tom Jessup

John Carroll Lynch

Guy

Patrick Warburton

Rick

Jimmy Kimmel

Karl Jackson