Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! We are so sorry! Well I guess it's alright - those are the...
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[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John:
Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted:
We are so sorry!
Female Nurse:
Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted:
Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.919
Look I'm so sorry We swear to God it was an accident
00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:04.128
We're so sorry
00:00:04.462 --> 00:00:07.966
Well I guess it's all right Those are the rejected sickle cell samples
00:00:08.132 --> 00:00:09.509
Ah you hear that Johnny
00:00:09.634 --> 00:00:11.552
You're covered in rejected black guy sperm
00:00:11.636 --> 00:00:12.929
You look like a Kardashian
Clip duration: 14 seconds
Views: 178
Timestamp in movie: 00h 27m 17s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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00:35 So first we need a historical event Who's got an event
00:15 Wait wait wait What's your middle name
00:36 I'd uh like to ask a few questions about this breakfast...
00:17 TED Oh my God
00:34 SHOUTS What the fuck
00:18 All right I got Dred Scott v Sandford Plessy v Ferguson
00:07 Hi Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run...
00:18 Okay I'm gonna ask you a few test questions Are you...
00:08 Besides we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried...
00:20 Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card
00:13 Ms Jackson please control your client
00:12 I'm blinking it in
00:05 And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are...
00:04 That barn just came out of nowhere
00:05 CAMERA CLICKING TED Hashtag Shit happens
00:16 TED So do you say Arizona State University or do you just...
00:36 I thought that was you What's happening man
00:34 You get a nose job No
00:15 Oh what the fuck What are you doing
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