Oh my God, John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes. No, she...
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Ted:
Oh my God, John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes.
John:
No, she wasn't.
Ted:
She was giving you the "fuck me" eyes.
Samantha Jackson:
What are the "fuck me" eyes?
Ted:
Yeah, it's just some women just have "fuck me" eyes.
Samantha Jackson:
Do I have "fuck me" eyes?
Ted:
No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes.
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TED Oh my God
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John did you see that She was totally giving you the fuck me eyes
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No she wasn't
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She was giving you the fuck me eyes
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What are the fuck me eyes
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Some women just have fuck me eyes
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Do I have fuck me eyes
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No you have Give us the ring my precious eyes
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 432
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 28s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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