All right, I'm going to ask you these test questions. Are you ready? Yup, bring it on. Do...
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Samantha Jackson:
All right, I'm going to ask you these test questions. Are you ready?
Ted:
Yup, bring it on.
Samantha Jackson:
Do you consider yourself to be human?
Ted:
Objection!
John:
Sustained!
Samantha Jackson:
You know, the witness can't object.
John:
Overruled.
Ted:
Sidebar.
John:
Guilty!
Ted:
Speculation.
John:
Hearsay!
Ted:
Bailiff.
John:
Briefcase.
Ted:
Disregard.
John:
In my chambers.
Ted:
Stop beavering the witness.
John:
I rest.
Ted:
We could totally be lawyers.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.835
Okay I'm gonna ask you a few test questions Are you ready
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Yep bring it on
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You're on the stand the DA says
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Ted do you consider yourself to be human
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Objection Sustained
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No the witness can't object
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Overruled Sidebar
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Guilty Speculation
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Hearsay Briefcase Bailiff Disregard
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In my chambers Stop beavering the witness
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I rest We could totally be lawyers
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 215
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 11s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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